thomas keller is a beast

[lighterjobs]

good lord

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_photos/20050218-89-001/large/20050218-89-001.jpg

nice guy though.

[istewart]

He looks like he's a fat clown who soaked his head in bleach.

[bdk3clash]

This post is too on-topic to be in OOT.

[lighterjobs]

i disagree. i don't think it would fit in the wpt, etc. section.

[slickpoppa]

the headphones on the guy next to him are ridiculous

[underaged]

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the headphones on the guy next to him are ridiculous

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i dunno, i'd seriously consider some sound canceling headphones. Sometimes the sound of a hundred people shuffling chips in a card room can get annoying.

[Sponger15SB]

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the headphones on the guy next to him are ridiculous

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yeah that guy is a [censored] clown....probably doesn't know what he is doing. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Sponger15SB]

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He looks like he's a fat clown who soaked his head in bleach.

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I think that 3rd eyeball in the middle of his head just blinked at me.

[[censored]]

He's from the Insane Clown Posse right?

[Freakin]

Thats flack, right?

[Sponger15SB]

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Thats flack, right?

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Yes

[lighterjobs]

if he's playing a 10k buyin event at least once a month and plays 100-200 on stars, it seems like he could afford to have a rat gnaw that off his face.

[jakethebake]

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i disagree. i don't think it would fit in the wpt, etc. section.

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That's exactly where it would fit (if the lard ass could fit anywhere).

[lighterjobs]

that was rough. is it bad that i thought that was funny?

[MarkL444]

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i disagree. i don't think it would fit in the wpt, etc. section.

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That's exactly where it would fit (if the lard ass could fit anywhere).

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keller has contributed to the forums in the past and im sure will continue to do so. i think the least we could do is show him some respect.

[theredwave]

So...do you not like Keller because he's overweight or because he has more money in his coat pockets than you'll ever have in your life? Just wondering, cause you seem kind of spiteful even though he seems like a good guy a as far as I know hasn't done anything to you.

[bwana devil]

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i think the least we could do is show him some respect.

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I'm afraid you're asking for too much maturity from a few posters in this thread. I've learned rather than get frustrated when I encounter some of these names, I just lower my expectations.

[DesertCat]

I find it interesting that posters in on this site would pick on Thunder (a very nice guy BTW) for the way he looks. I'm guessing this must mean there is a shortage of mirrors in the homes of many OOT posters.

I also refer you to a certain recent [censored]-erotic photo of several 2+2ers in a jacuzzi. It makes it look like regular workouts, haircuts costing more than $5, and the sun's rays, are all kryptonite to top poker players.

[Reef]

don't judge a book by it's cover

[-Syk-]

That's the funniest picture ever.

[bwana devil]

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I'm guessing this must mean there is a shortage of mirrors in the homes of many OOT posters.

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very good point. for all of you pointing out flaws in others i am sure you don't look like Adonis.

bwana



ps another milestone post number for comic relief

[nolanfan34]

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I find it interesting that posters in on this site would pick on Thunder (a very nice guy BTW) for the way he looks. I'm guessing this must mean there is a shortage of mirrors in the homes of many OOT posters.

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Amen to that. I think anyone who wants to criticize someone for their looks needs to have their own picture as their avatar.

Seriously, I've said before and will say again, all of you under-21-ish-or-thereabouts posters who bash people in these threads, are going to realize eventually how shitty that is.

[-Syk-]

I'm the handsome devil in my own avatar. Thunder is a fat dunce BRING IT ON.

[nolanfan34]

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I'm the handsome devil in my own avatar. Thunder is a fat dunce BRING IT ON.

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*sigh*

Good response, that was funny. Thanks for making me laugh. I'm getting cranky in my rapidly increasing age (at least compared to most on here...)

Still stand by my last post though.

[-Syk-]

Haha, yeah I agree with your post aswell. Just trying to bring a little mayhem towards our good friend TSC.

[Daliman]

He is the human embodiment of HR Pufnstuf

Witness...
http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_photos/20050218-89-001/large/20050218-89-001.jpg


http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/HR%20Pufnstuf/HR%20Pufnstuf9.jpg

[lighterjobs]

i dunno if people are bashing me for posting this, because when i said 'beast' i just meant that he was a big fella.

[lighterjobs]

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i think the least we could do is show him some respect.

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I'm afraid you're asking for too much maturity from a few posters in this thread. I've learned rather than get frustrated when I encounter some of these names, I just lower my expectations.

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i just got creeped out because your name is the devil and you have 666 posts.

[AEKDBet]

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if he's playing a 10k buyin event at least once a month and plays 100-200 on stars, it seems like he could afford to have a rat gnaw that off his face.

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uncle buck.... good flick

[college_boy]

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I find it interesting that posters in on this site would pick on Thunder (a very nice guy BTW) for the way he looks. I'm guessing this must mean there is a shortage of mirrors in the homes of many OOT posters.

I also refer you to a certain recent [censored]-erotic photo of several 2+2ers in a jacuzzi. It makes it look like regular workouts, haircuts costing more than $5, and the sun's rays, are all kryptonite to top poker players.

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I haven't seen this. Does somebody have a link?

[Shoe]

I've seen him in person, and yes, he is a big guy, but not nearly as big as that picture makes him look. He's not some 900 lb monster.

[jakethebake]

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i disagree. i don't think it would fit in the wpt, etc. section.

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That's exactly where it would fit (if the lard ass could fit anywhere).

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keller has contributed to the forums in the past and im sure will continue to do so. i think the least we could do is show him some respect.

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You're right. He's a nice guy. I take it back. I was in a bad mood. But this still belongs in the other forum.

[Rushmore]

Nolan, I am in complete agreement with both the content and the tone of your first post.

It's just one of those things you sort of can't expect these guys to understand until they get out in the world a little bit.

I don't even mean for that to sound condescending or preachy; it's just a sad fact of life.

[RunDownHouse]

Trust me, horribly ugly people are just as capable of recognizing ugliness in others as anyone else. Whether I'm Adonis or Star Jones, I can still say, "Thomas Keller is a fatass with a hideous, hideous mole right in the middle of his head," and be completely right.

[Freakin]

But why would you? Are you that much of an [censored]?

Freakin

[RunDownHouse]

Actually, I'd rather point out the idiocy of people saying, "Well, how fat are YOU?!" than belittle Keller.

[lighterjobs]

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Actually, I'd rather point out the idiocy of people saying, "Well, how fat are YOU?!" than belittle Keller.

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True.

[shadow29]

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keller has contributed to the forums in the past...

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Under what username?

[Freakin]

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keller has contributed to the forums in the past...

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Under what username?

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Sophia, Lansing, and The-Matador

Freakin

[Rushmore]

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But why would you? Are you that much of an [censored]?

Freakin

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Case closed.