Have you ever been so drunk...

[augie00]

...that you pissed in your bed?

Hopefully a few of you have been following my joke of a sex life on these forums, but now a new, interesting, and hilarious question has arisen.

I meet this girl at a party, we chill, I bring her home, I get laid. Simple enough, right? Well, she happens to be visitng from another college, so she needs to crash at my place for the night. No problem, just tell the roomie not to come back. She also happens to be drunk as hell.

We eventually sleep at around 4:00. I wake up at 7:30, and notice my blanket is wet. Then, I notice that part of my sweatpants are wet. Then I notice that ALMOST THE ENTIRE [censored] SHEET IS WET.

This girl was so drunk that she pissed in my bed while she was sleeping. I was literally in shock, I didn't know what to say. Needless to say she was embarassed, but christ. What are you supposed to do when SOMEONE ELSE wets your bed?

Has anyone here ever been so drunk that they've pissed in their bed?

P.S. I did not take advantage of her while she was drunk. She remembered everything, including my name!

[partygirluk]

If it makes you feel better, my friend Jon was fingering a girl, and she fell asleep.

In answer to your question: no.

[slickpoppa]

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...that you pissed in your bed?

Hopefully a few of you have been following my joke of a sex life on these forums, but now a new, interesting, and hilarious question has arisen.

I meet this girl at a party, we chill, I bring her home, I get laid. Simple enough, right? Well, she happens to be visitng from another college, so she needs to crash at my place for the night. No problem, just tell the roomie not to come back. She also happens to be drunk as hell.

We eventually sleep at around 4:00. I wake up at 7:30, and notice my blanket is wet. Then, I notice that part of my sweatpants are wet. Then I notice that ALMOST THE ENTIRE [censored] SHEET IS WET.

This girl was so drunk that she pissed in my bed while she was sleeping. I was literally in shock, I didn't know what to say. Needless to say she was embarassed, but christ. What are you supposed to do when SOMEONE ELSE wets your bed?

Has anyone here ever been so drunk that they've pissed in their bed?

P.S. I did not take advantage of her while she was drunk. She remembered everything, including my name!

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Tell her that you must piss on her. Tit for tat.

I actually know a guy who was a chronic bed-wetter while drunk. He did it many times while his girlfriend was sleeping with him, and she didnt leave him. Now thats when you know you have a keeper.

[pshreck]

Never pissed, but several times I have puked on beds and couches. I am usually just conscious enough to turn over and throw up, but I never remember it. One time I did it, I was cleaned up and changed by my friends, and in the morning didn't know it had happened (I didnt even remember what I wore the night before). I found out 2 days later when a friend told me.

[pshreck]

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Tell her that you must piss on her. Tit for tat.

I actually know a guy who was a chronic bed-wetter while drunk. He did it many times while his girlfriend was sleeping with him, and she didnt leave him. Now thats when you know you have a keeper.

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Girl who doesn't mind getting repeatedly pissed on... that really sounds like a keeper.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I have, probably 3 or 4 times.

Also, I know several people who have as well.

[gvibes]

Semi-related, probably true story.

A friend of mine hooked up at a girl's place. He woke in the wee hours (she was still out cold) and realized that he had crapped the bed.

He left a simple note:

"You pooped, I left."

Poor girl.

[pshreck]

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Semi-related, probably true story.

A friend of mine hooked up at a girl's place. He woke in the wee hours (she was still out cold) and realized that he had crapped the bed.

He left a simple note:

"You pooped, I left."

Poor girl.

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Unless he picked up the poop and smeared it on her ass, how in the hell would she believe this?

[ThaSaltCracka]

^^^^ LMAO!!!

[aflaba]

lol, yeah

[DemonDeac]

this actually happened to a friend of mine. the only difference is that the girl goes to teh same college. and we go to a small college where u know everybody and cant go a day without seeing everyone

now thats what i call awkward

[BWebb]

This guy I knew in college was a chronic bedwetter and pants sh!tter when drunk. One night he gets drunk and hooks up with a girl. He ends up taking a crap in his pants. Can't remember the story exactly, but he ends up swinging the pants with a load in them around and it splatters all of over the walls, bed, etc.

[astroglide]

'fingering' is weak. i don't blame her for dozing.

[Freakin]

Was at a party, and some chick passed out in my friends bed. One of her friends said "Oh, thats the girl that always pisses herself when she passes out" My friend picked up the girl, and carried her onto his roommates bed, where he let her sleep (without his knowledge, of course). Roommate comes back to find the bed COMPLETELY soaked in urine. Like through the sheets, matress pad, and halfway through the mattress. He kicked her out, was trying to figure out what to do, and eventually got so frustrated he put towels down and slept on top of it. He threw out the mattress the next day.

Freakin

[gonores]

I passed out off red bull and vodka at my buddy's place (on his floor) last week and reportedly woke up in the middle of the night, walked over to his TV, and relieved myself on his personal electronics. I also pissed on my roommate's box fan post-pass-out (also after a red bull and vodka night).

[augie00]

Some would argue that red bull is brewed from the urine of Satan.

[ClaytonN]

I've never drank red bull. lots of sobe adrenalie rush and amp, but no red bull.

that's got to be weird.

[TMFS9]

I had almost the same senario happen to me except i was dating the girl for a while. I woke up and just thought I was sweating, but then i noticed the bed was soaked. Needless to say I woke her ass up immediately and washed everything and took a shower. She was quit embarressed and I probably took it a little far but that was definitely the beginning of the end.

[Shilly]

The Pee Blame (http://www.tuckermax.com/peeblame.html)

[Voltron87]

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I nearly framed the check. I didn’t cash it because even I have limits on how much I will exploit someone. I took all her dignity, I don’t need her money too.

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[Shilly]

If you've never been to that site before, that story is actually pretty average. Read the classics--I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

[Popinjay]

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Semi-related, probably true story.

A friend of mine hooked up at a girl's place. He woke in the wee hours (she was still out cold) and realized that he had crapped the bed.

He left a simple note:

"You pooped, I left."

Poor girl.

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Unless he picked up the poop and smeared it on her ass, how in the hell would she believe this?

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So you've read that forum post about too? That thing was freakin funny, wish I could find a link.

[rusellmj]

When I was in my early 20's I rented a room in a womans house. Her 15yo Daughter lived there too. The woman worked the grave yard shift at her job. I left one evening while a bunch of the girls fiends were over and when I got home at about 2am she was passed out on her bed with her jeans soaked from urine and a large barf pool next to her head. Musta been a helluva party.

Russ

[Brainwalter]

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I also pissed on my roommate's box fan post-pass-out

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Was the fan on?

[MicroBob]

You guys are REALLY freaking odd.


My story isn't nearly as exciting....
Spring-Break trip to france when I was 16 and we were all 4 people to a room so I had to share a bed with some other guy.
too much red-wine one night I guess (we were only 16 afterall...not quite expert drinkers yet) and he's bunching all the sheets in the corner in the morning while I took a shower. Not a word spoken of the incident.
He was too embarassed of course...and I had no idea what to say anyway.
I don't think the other roommates were aware of what happened...but I'm not really sure.

[jakethebake]

No. But I've had roommates that have pissed their beds, pissed in the closet, pissed in the corner of the living room and pissed in my open dresser drawer.

[slickpoppa]

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When I was in my early 20's I rented a room in a womans house. Her 15yo Daughter lived there too. The woman worked the grave yard shift at her job. I left one evening while a bunch of the girls fiends were over and when I got home at about 2am she was passed out on her bed with her jeans soaked from urine and a large barf pool next to her head. Musta been a helluva party.

Russ

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Dear Diary, jackpot!

[Matty]

I had a roomate for a couple months who was a drunk. He probably pissed his bed 15 times, and pissed in the living room 10 times in those two months. A couple times I got home early in the morning, and I found him butt naked on the couch, with his limp dick in his hand and a porno playing. [censored] drunks.