2+2 Traveling Story

[Ten7offsuit]

All right guys, this is how it works: I start the story, and someone replies with the next part of the story, and so on and so on. Just make sure you don't end the story!



After several months of destroying the fish playing internet poker, I hit it big when I took first in a MTT and won a nice chunk of cash. I decided to use this money to take my first trip to Vegas to play my first games of live poker. As soon as I arrived in Vegas, I decided to immediately get myself into a game and headed to the...

[nothumb]

...Bellagio, obviously, the best poker room in Vegas (or so I'm told). I sat down in a 40/80 game with some guys calling themselves Dynameister and Clarknasty. These guys just didn't respect my raises and called with anything. I couldn't beat such a loose game where people play so bad, so...

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[shemp]

...and headed to the Crazy Horse II...

[shemp]

I couldn't beat such a loose game where people play so bad, so... I cashed out and went to Cheetah's where...

[Clarkmeister]

I promptly got kicked out for requesting that my dancer let me go "all-in". At that point, I got in a cab and asked that he take me to...

[SuitedSixes]

...David Sklansky's house. David answered the door wearing . . .

[shemp]

... a smile and...

[bholdr]

not much else. he invited me in, yadda yadda yadda... the next day...

[thirddan]

...a towel. He invited me in to...

[shemp]

to test his game theoretic approach to Twister...

[shemp]

I awoke with my shorts on backward, a free copy of Alan Schoonmaker's book on my pillow, and a heightened understanding of heads up play.

[bholdr]

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a heightened understanding of heads up play.

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LMFAO!

[john smith]

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...a towel. He invited me in to...

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play a game of strip poker. i walked into his poker room to see the following: ed miller, shania hiatt, greg raymer, the matador's daughter, sup bro, and last but not least...

[shemp]

tubgirl. Things didn't get really weird until...

[TBag]

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...a towel. He invited me in to...

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play a game of strip poker. i walked into his poker room to see the following: ed miller, shania hiatt, greg raymer, the matador's daughter, sup bro, and last but not least...

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Gary [censored]ing Coleman. What kinda sick bastard plays strip poker with Gary Coleman?! Anyways... he told me I should...

[shemp]

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a heightened understanding of heads up play.

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LMFAO!

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After LMFAO!ing. I started out for the Bellagio and a different from of "Poker", but on the way...