l337ness 4 teh n00bs

[BusterStacks]

Bill Gates will bE j00r guid3!!! OMFG h4x!!1

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

"h4x": Read as "hacks," or what a computer hacker does."


hahahahahahahahaha

[Dynasty]

What do we call this language? Netbonics?

[ClaytonN]

1337 (pronounced "leet") speak

[rusellmj]

"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

Russ

[Voltron87]

All you base are belong to us...



A few of my favorites

"Mistakes are often uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling."

"Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:"

""pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term."

"Griefers are the Internet equivalent of playground bullies, who find fun in embarrassing and pushing around others.

The best way to deal with griefers is to educate yourself and prepare your kids on how to deal with them on their own terms. Here are ten tips to help you handle griefers.

Top of page
10 tips for dealing with griefers"

Telling you kid to get his shit together and beat the cybercrap out of everyone wasn't on there, must have been a mistake.

[BreakEvenPlayer]

Wow, I can't believe this is real.

[istewart]

PWNT.

[MarkL444]

i can live with 'owned', but once you get passed that, you seriously are a tool.

[ClaytonN]

[ QUOTE ]
i can live with 'owned', but once you get passed that, you seriously are a tool.

[/ QUOTE ]

PWNED~~!11!!!!!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
i can live with 'owned', but once you get passed that, you seriously are a tool.

[/ QUOTE ]
OMFG you are teh n00b!!!1
WÆPOWNIZ0R4tED!!!!!111194

[istewart]

www.pwned.nl (http://www.pwned.nl)

[TimM]

Griefer!

[Joe826]

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."


hahah. this is fantastic.

[underaged]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow, I can't believe this is real.

[/ QUOTE ]

Indeed.

edit: I mean 1|\||)33|)z0r

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
www.pwned.nl (http://www.pwned.nl)

[/ QUOTE ]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.geocities.com/fazmasta/POWWWN.JPG

[istewart]

hahaha, teh leet mcpwnisch pr3v@1lz0r.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
hahaha, teh leet mcpwnisch pr3v@1lz0r.

[/ QUOTE ]

to be 1337 in this forum, you cant use @'s

[ClaytonN]

[ QUOTE ]
to be 1337 in this forum, you cant use @'s

[/ QUOTE ]

wHaT teh fuKC, I dOnT UNDreStrand j00!!~!

1337 sp33k n00b!!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
to be 1337 in this forum, you cant use @'s

[/ QUOTE ]

wHaT teh fuKC, I dOnT UNDreStrand j00!!~!

1337 sp33k n00b!!

[/ QUOTE ]

to be 1337 in this forum, you cant use @'s

=

2 b teh isPWON!!! j00s c4nt uze teh n00biosh @@@@@ OMG j00 SuX0RS!!!!!11 PuBZ R 4 NuBZ

[eric5148]

Oh no! My little Billy could be involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Freakin]

Holy [censored], where was that linked from? That's hella funny. I'm a little dissapointed they didn't included fux0r or fux0red.

Freakin

[Gamblor]

\/\/h47 15 h4x?

[housenuts]

"pr0n": An anagram of "porn," possibly indicating the use of pornography.

oh so that's what the pr0n folder on the desktop is. johnny is gonna get in trouble for this one.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

so is the pen15 club 1337?