Guess who dumped this chick

[Ulysses]

It's pretty amusing when you hear what minor celebrity dumped this chick. Take some guesses. If you know, hold off on giving the answer for a bit.

http://www.genevieveg.com/images/galleries/fashion/tn_0014camohotpants03.jpg

More pics here (http://www.genevieveg.com/gallery.php)

[ThaSaltCracka]

I'll guess Drew Carey.

[ThaSaltCracka]

haha, I googled it, hilarious.

[Lazymeatball]

http://mwarden.f2o.org/blog/archive/screech.jpg
???

edit: I know, she was on Howard Stern this morning. still hilarious.

[Slacker13]

I guess David Spade with a second guess going to Mini Me.

[BWebb]

My guess is Carrot Top.

[PoBoy321]

That picture reminds me of the first time I saw "Made." I was with like 4 friends and we were all stoned out of our minds. In the scene where vince vaughn and the other guy are trying to get in the club, but can't because they're not on the list, Dustin Diamond walks by and the bouncer lets him right in the club. I grab the remote, hit pause and go "Holy [censored], that was screech." none of my friends believed me because they were too stoned to pay attention. We rewound and there he was, screech getting into the club. We paused and just rolled around laughing for like 5 minutes, because screech appearing in a movie was the funniest thing we'd ever seen. Finally we get our composure together and turn the movie back on. 2 seconds after the movie starts up, vince vaughn screams at the bouncer "Did you just let Screech in the [censored] club?" I don't think I stopped laughing for the rest of the movie.

EDIT: Wow, that was a lot funnier when I was stoned. Nevermind.

[MikeNaked]

And, and! she's 7'3"...

Could you handle that, fellas?

[slickpoppa]

Mason Malmuth?

[Jack of Arcades]

Verne Troyer?

[istewart]

David Sklansky's urologist.

[The Dude]

My guess is El Diablo dumped her.

[Clarkmeister]

Sucker Dave dumped someone hotter than that. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Ulysses]

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Sucker Dave dumped someone hotter than that. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Yeah, but Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) is only 2'8" tall.

[J.A.Sucker]

I don't even know how to respond to this.

[Zeno]

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It's pretty amusing when you hear what minor celebrity dumped this chick.

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J. A. Sucker? The Superduper Science Dude? How can this be?

I got it now: The Holy Ghost. He's bored with always playing third string in the old triumvirate of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost fame. He wanted to move up and He thought dumping her would be a good move to garner more attention.

Really, I don’t know. And really, I don’t care. Which makes my post even sillier than it already is.

-Zeno

[Freakin]

Her face looks too long and mannish... she's like a horse with a curly blonde mane.

Freakin

[Ten7offsuit]

I don't think she's that hot... but my guess is sup bro.

[NotMitch]

scott baio?

[underaged]

Gary Coleman?

Edit: [censored], i got it, it was alf.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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scott baio?

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He probably F*cked her by now, and if he hasn't give him another week. That guy nails every girl on the west coast, he is a modern day Wilt Chamberland.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[Ray Zee]

tell him the truth. that she dumped you because of that broken down wreak of a car you have. you almost killed me in that thing with the front end all messed up and shaking around. with all the money you have you could be riding around in a 40,000 dollar cab like el diablo.

[[censored]]

Are you [censored] kidding me? That has to be joke. After seeing his act on TV you can't even make the personality arguement.

Please god this has to be fake or I am going to have to deal with some serious loathing of my single self.

There's just no way, no way.....right?

[Clarkmeister]

Just seeing if you were paying attention. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

BTW, you still have the sweetest avatar ever.

[J.A.Sucker]

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you almost killed me in that thing

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Well, you can't win 'em all, I suppose. With all those blinds I stole from you on your last trip, I did manage to fix the ole ride back up, and it's as good as new now.

I'm not commenting about the lady.

[J.A.Sucker]

I like yours better, Clark. I never knew that your sister was so attractive. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[wacki]

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And, and! she's 7'3"...

Could you handle that, fellas?

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I'm 6'-6" and size 18 shoes. I think it would be fun.

[Jake (The Snake)]

Sup Bro. No chick is good enough for Sup Bro. After what he accomplished in 95? No way.

[Sponger15SB]

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With all those blinds I stole from you on your last trip, I did manage to fix the ole ride back up, and it's as good as new now.

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Trash talking with Ray Zee would be like me taunting Michael Jordan and expecting him not to swat the ball into the stands or dunk in my face every possion in the next game.

[CCass]

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Her face looks too long and mannish... she's like a horse with a curly blonde mane.

Freakin

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Thank God I am not the only one who thought this. I have seen better faces on a clock.