Pipe/Bong names?

[BusterStacks]

This was inspired by the Lebowski thread. I know all you smokers name your pieces, so let's hear 'em.

[eric5148]

There's a pornstar named Wesley Pipes.

Also, Billy Bong Thornton is my favorite.

[deacsoft]

I haven'y been a smoker for quite sometime, but when I did I had a small glass pipe named bumble, a glass bong named Anna, and a 3 ft. gravity named Britany. Ah, the good old days.

[beerbandit]

mr. squiggles
old blue


cheers

[crownjules]

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There's a pornstar named Wesley Pipes.

Also, Billy Bong Thornton is my favorite.

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Straight from Half Baked.

I already named The Dude (I guess I indirectly caused this thread). We also have Bitchslap, Master Shakes, the Noisy Cricket (ala Men in Black - it's a small bowl but it hits like a mofo), and the Horny Beast (a BIG bowl that has little nubs all over it, hence it named itself).

[wacki]

I don't smoke, but my buddy had a gravity bong called "Old Faithfull" because it would cause the drunk lightweights to puke like clockwork.

They also built something that was called the "Death Star", which I found on the net. It had about half a dozen alternating chambers of hot and ice cold water.

[Alobar]

Bong Jovi

Long Bong Silver

Kyle's Mom

[dr. klopek]

One of my friends named his double-perc (sp?) "tuperc shakur." He named his other bong "the notorious B.O.N.G."

[tdarko]

havent really smoked in a long time but in high school we had a multi-3ft bong we called "schneider," he was one of our best friends that got kicked out of school for smoking on the tennis courts and had to move with his real dad in cali so we named it after him.
side note: schneider could clear a bowl then jug a beer and after the beer was gone he could blow the smoke out of his mouth. i know its pointless but was a great party trick back in the day. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Seether]

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Everyone that hits it seems to come up with an imaginative name for it, but as unoriginal as it is, we call it simply "The Roor", but compared to what most people it, it is "THE" roor. 18inch bent kneck with beaker bottom. Oversized diffuser downstem connected to an ash catcher which also has a difused downstem.

[manpower]

Ironically enough, some friends of mine had a 4 ft bong named... you guessed it, "The Matador." That is of course, until some douche got out the kiddie pool and broke the damn thing.

Not that I smoke much, but if I had a piece I think I'd name it Elvis.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Luke Bongley.

[deacsoft]

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Luke Bongley.

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Nice! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[htc1278]

Binky

[Burno]

His name is Mr. Bojangles.

Not named for the song, but for the Sat. night live sketch with Ferrel, called "Dog Show"

[lighterjobs]

i haven't smoked in a few years but a buddy of mine had a bowl with nubs on it called the spanish fly. horny beast is way cooler though.

[bholdr]

my friend turned a 4 liter carlo rossi jug into 'the uberbong'

when i still got high i had a pipe with a perfect little VW symbol in a bead- 'dubdub'

and another friend had a chillum named 'fishbone'

i geuss none of those are all that cool.

[jerome baker]

no name. sorry.

[bonanz]

a buddy of mine had a big sherlock holmes type of "regular" looking pipe that we often used, his name was Woodrow Wilson.

also another guy had this little gold colored pipe with all these compartments and tools like brush etc. His name was Golden Arms.

[Shillx]

The Specialist

[Dr. Strangelove]

MUFASA

[Greenthumb]

me and my friends all threw down money on all our old pieces, they were each named after a simpsons character. Mr Burns, Ooter, Comic Book Guy, Manjula, and i forget the rest. but they all broke so we switched over to blunts.
Love,
Greenthumb

[Greenthumb]

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havent really smoked in a long time but in high school we had a multi-3ft bong we called "schneider," he was one of our best friends that got kicked out of school for smoking on the tennis courts and had to move with his real dad in cali so we named it after him.
side note: schneider could clear a bowl then jug a beer and after the beer was gone he could blow the smoke out of his mouth. i know its pointless but was a great party trick back in the day. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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thats called a "dead cowboy". if you take a bong hit, then funnel a beer and blow the smoke out the funnel, its called a "wombat soup".
Love,
Greenthumb

[Fratony]

Sparky (Bowl)
Sally (Bubbler)

Don't ask me why, we were high

[InchoateHand]

A very long time ago (that [censored] makes you stupid), I had an oblong springer called "mr. potatohead." The little fucker broke.

[PhatTBoll]

My friends and I had a purple glass hookah that was really a piece of crap but we liked it. It was called The Orb.

One of my buddies had a double-chambered, inverted bong that is still the best piece of glasswork I've ever seen. It hit like a dream and was very economical. It was called The Zong, and hits from it were called Zillios. For example, "Hey man, I just picked up some nugs from the hippies. If I give you a zillio can I use the zong?" and so forth.

My frat had various six-footers, each of them named Uncle Ezra. One of them even glowed in the dark.

[El Maximo]

My friend has a water pistol he converted into a bong. He called it BUDD DYWER. Kinda sick but we use to laugh like hell when we fired it up

http://www.aarrgghh.com/no_way/bDwyer.htm

[tdarko]

well i can do neither, there is some talented people out there /images/graemlins/grin.gif