Have you ever?

[Schneids]

What are some of the best questions you've heard people ask when playing the drinking game, "have you ever...?"

(For those who've never heard this game: Go around circle asking a question, in which anyone who has done what your Q asks has to take a drink.)

[Alobar]

I love to play this game with a buddy whos just starting dating some chick, and then really embarras the hell out of him. Some of the better ones I've asked that certain friends have had to answer yes to

"have you ever had sex with a blow up doll?"
"have you ever [censored] your pants in public?"
"have you ever jakced off in the viewing booth at a porn store?"


heh, good times.

[Gronk]

Have you ever....watched Lost last night?

[Shajen]

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Have you ever....watched Lost last night?

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have you ever killed the wrong man after flying 5000 miles?

[lucas9000]

"have you ever taken a train and eaten it piece-by-piece AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?"

[thatpfunk]

slight variation:

to make it a little more fun we play "never have i ever..." so the speaker can't have done the notorious act.

i just like friend specific stuff like, "never have i ever banged X in the back of Y's car..."

i dont have any creative ones...

[BeerMoney]

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"have you ever jakced off in the viewing booth at a porn store?"




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I have AT LEAST two very close friends that would have to answer yes to that.

[Voltron87]

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"have you ever taken a train and eaten it piece-by-piece AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?"

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ahahahaha YES!

[In a back/non-formal office setting. The lie-detector is on the desk, Bob is seated, and Paul hooks him up to it.]

David: All right, it’s real simple. Uh Paul, here, will ask you a yes or no question and if you lie a buzzer will sound and a light will go off.
Paul: Let’s show him.
David: Oh no, that’s all right.
Paul: Todd, come on, we’ll test it.
David: All right.
[David takes the stickey-pad off Bob and puts it on his forehead.]
David: What?
Paul: ‘K, let’s think of a good one. Um, have you ever dreamed of kissing your brother?
[Jay give a grin to Brian, and David hesitates.]
David: No. [buzz] All right, fine. [rips the sticky-pad off.]
[Brian, Jay, and Paul are laughing.]
David: It’s called a dream.
Paul: Okay, all right, fun’s over. Let’s get to work here. Okay. [Puts pad on Bob] Relax. Have you ever drank alcohol to excess?
[David now sits and watches the machine, making notes.]
Bob: Yes.
Paul: Have you ever taken an illegal drug? [Bob hesitates.]It’s okay, just tell the truth. That’s the important thing.
Bob: Yes.
Paul: Okay. Marijuana?
Bob: Yes.
Paul: Cocaine?
Bob: Yes.
Paul: Heroin?
Bob: Yes.
David: You did heroin?
Bob: Yes.
Jay: [Gets up] Well, what about angel dust?
Bob: Yes!
Jay: Jeez.
Brian: What about crack? Did you ever-- [pretends to smoke]
Bob: Yeah.
Brian: --smoke some crack?
Bob: Yes.
Brian: Dude! You're out there! [laughs]
Jay: Hey, w-what was it like?
Paul: You don’t have to answer that.
David: [whines] Paul.
Paul: Unless you want to. I mean feel free if you--
Bob: It was great. It’s crack. It gets you real high.
[They all laugh. Jay high-fives Brian and then sits back down.]
Paul: Okay, all right, let’s get back to work here. Um,have you ever stolen from an employer?
Bob: [more at ease now] Yes.
Paul: And where were you employed?
Bob: NASA.
[All laugh.]
David: Yeah, what’d you steal? A rocketship?
Bob: No, just some pens...and some plans.
[Everyone looks over at him.]
Paul: Plans?
Bob: Space plans.
All: Ooh.

[lucas9000]

i'm glad someone got that /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Alobar]

whats that from?

[Matty]

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whats that from?

[/ QUOTE ]http://www.nndb.com/tv/565/000049418/

I think.

[Voltron87]

Mr Show. Its funnier when you've seen it, but I think its damn funny in text.

Paul: Okay, all right, let’s get back to work here. Um,have you ever stolen from an employer?
Bob: [more at ease now] Yes.
Paul: And where were you employed?
Bob: NASA.
[All laugh.]
David: Yeah, what’d you steal? A rocketship?
Bob: No, just some pens...and some plans.
[Everyone looks over at him.]
Paul: Plans?
Bob: Space plans.
All: Ooh.

[Sponger15SB]

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i just like friend specific stuff like, "never have i ever banged X in the back of Y's car..."

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Word. One of my friends girlfriends is a huge sex fiend so we just make things reallllly awkward for them.

[Sponger15SB]

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]

Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] A date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone.[buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Sears catalog. [ding]

[lucas9000]

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Mr Show. Its funnier when you've seen it, but I think its damn funny in text.

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definitely funnier seeing it. bob ownz that skit.