cyber sex gone funny

[tdarko]

cyber pirate (http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html)

[BusterStacks]

I have read this before but it's so goddamn funny.

edit: this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[EliteNinja]

Man, that is hilarious!

[asofel]

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I have read this before but it's so goddamn funny.

edit: this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

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i second that, and its not even close.

[chaas4747]

Funny as hell. Thanks!

[tdarko]

ok my favorite by far is the pirate one, hence "cyberpirate" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stabn]

Let me guess:

"I put on my robe and wizzard hat".

[astroglide]

he uses that line once but it's not the original

[Shajen]

ok, this shiz was funny as hell.

Much cooler back in like 95 though.

Dude got pwned by that one chick though.

[stabn]

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he uses that line once but it's not the original

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The original was classic man, classic.

[pshreck]

Read all these many years ago, but still funny today.

[mcb]

The pirate conversation had me in tears..

[bdk3clash]

Baiting.org (http://www.baiting.org) owns this genre.

[Mars357]

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haven't laughed till I cried for a long time

[Ponks]

"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

Ponks

[partygirluk]

Am half way through. Did not think it was that funny until the pirate one, which has 10/10 funny.

[usmfan]

Can't get it to pull up.

[radek2166]

[ QUOTE ]
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?

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Just spit gatorade all over my monitor.

[radek2166]

[ QUOTE ]
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your [censored].
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A [censored] PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a [censored] candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: [censored] YOU [censored]!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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I got tears now.

[tdarko]

greatness always puts a tear in my eye /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[turnipmonster]

DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.

[Joe826]

hahaha this is awesome. thanks for the link.

[Joe826]

hahaha. this one reminds me of something that would be on curb your enthusiasm.

[ QUOTE ]

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

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[BadBoyBenny]

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"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."


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My favorite line

[Dynasty]

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Can't get it to pull up.

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HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Did that help?

[Hallett]

Ok, I am serious....This sounds like a joke, but i really am this naive...

There are really sites where people just go to have cybersex? Where do I go to find this?

[pshreck]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok, I am serious....This sounds like a joke, but i really am this naive...

There are really sites where people just go to have cybersex? Where do I go to find this?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think it existed in the age of the chat room.

Not even sure how you get to chat rooms now... do you need AOL?

[Joe826]

IRC = internet relay chat = cybersex & warez, and some 30 something channels.

[ZebraAss]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MONTHS. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!! OH MANNNNNNN

[peachy]

i didnt laugh /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[ArchAngel71857]

You can't hurry good pizza.
<font color="white">I posted this a while ago, still makes me laugh . . . </font>
-AA

[usmfan]

Finally was able to see it. My fondest memory:
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.

Very funny stuff.