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Camps14
02-14-2005, 08:44 PM
So I went to this charity psychic thing this weekend. It was $5 a ticket with all profits going to the tsunami relief fund, for about a 20 minute reading. I was open-minded but skeptic, but since it was for charity why not. I walk in and it they put your first name only on a list of people. Then when it’s your turn you go sit down at a long table across from your designated psychic. As I walk up to my psychic she looks at me and says, “Sweetheart you’re psychic, you just don’t trust yourself.” I immediately think back to those moments we’ve all had where you just get that gut feeling. Example: walking down the street (not smoking but the cigarettes are in your coat pocket) and you just know that the guy walking toward you was going to ask you if you had a smoke he could bum, or sitting at a blackjack table with your mom and predicting 3 times in a row, the next card that will be dealt (suit and all). I introduce myself, as does she, and that’s when it gets good. She said some things that were pretty convincing. Something you couldn’t just pull out of nowhere:

1. She starts rubbing the side of her cheek, and says, “You’re going to be having surgery soon. You will go see your dentist and he is going to refer you to a specialist. You’re not very happy about this because you just don’t have the time for it. And I feel a lot of pain on the right side of your mouth” For the last 2 weeks I have been chewing the hell out of the inside of my mouth (only on the right side) due to my wisdom teeth coming in. I live in a different state then my normal dentist is in, due to school. His receptionists and I have been trying to set up a day that I can go and have it looked at, but because I’m so busy May is the soonest I can get there.

2. “Happy Birthday,” she says. “What?” “You’re a Pisces right?” “Um yeah.” “Well, then your birthday is coming up, so Happy Birthday.”

3. She looks at me with sympathetic eyes and says, “This isn’t your home. You don’t like it here in Michigan. You’ve made friends here but this isn’t where you want to be. I see you living somewhere a little more north, but after you leave here you’re not going back there right away” This couldn’t be more true. I absolutely hate everything about Michigan, and cannot wait to leave. I’m from a city in Wisconsin that is a bit more north than where I live now in Michigan. In May I’m done with school here, and I plan to move out to Vegas for a few months and live with my sister, before going back to Wisconsin.

4. She starts moving her hands around in a circle and says, “Your talents and strengths are in your hands and your arms.” Me being a sign language interpreter my work is moving my hands around.

5. “I see you doing something with pets. More specifically it’s with dogs. And you’re either with older people or blind people.” Ok, I just accepted an interpreting job that is with a person who is DeafBlind and has a guide dog. Oh my….

These are just a few of the things that really stuck in my mind. I don’t think that you can just pull some of this stuff out of thin air, or be that specific without some kind of power/ability/whatever. There was only one thing that I couldn’t really agree with or come up with any sort of validation for. She said that I have an equal number of men attracted to me as I do women. Um….ok that’s kind of weird. No offense to the homosexual population of OOT but, I hope I don’t give off a lesbian vibe….. Anyway, just thought I’d give you guys something interesting to read. Please discuss your opinions, I’m very much intrigued at this point.

-Stephanie

jakethebake
02-14-2005, 09:45 PM
not at all interesting.

pshreck
02-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Now tell us about the 20 things she got wrong.

02-14-2005, 09:55 PM
I'm mental ... and I'm telling you that you're mental.

BreakEvenPlayer
02-14-2005, 10:06 PM
You accidentally registered into the psychic database some years ago when you filled out a form for the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. They've been collecting [censored] on you for ages and filing it away in supercomputers. When you bought the ticket, they just looked you up and the rest was history.