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08-26-2002, 09:51 AM
be careful! i received this warning in my e-mail today:


"The LORENA BOBBITT virus: it reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through Windows."


it reminded me of the hitchhikeress who started fondling the driver's private parts, then suddenly whipped out a knife, sliced it off, and threw it out the window


the lady in the car behind turned to her husband and said, "wow! that fly had a big dick"

08-26-2002, 05:24 PM
i always told it as:


"wow that dick had a small fly".. no wonder no one laughed /images/wink.gif


thx, as always, for claering it up for me Mike

08-26-2002, 05:46 PM
i said YOU ARE VERY WELCOME GRAN!