Alizee's pregnant [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

Lazymeatball

02-13-2005, 12:25 AM

It talks about her radical new look, including brown glasses. It says how Alizee is France's National lolita ( /images/graemlins/ooo.gif ?). She's 20 years old. jeremy Chatelain is the papa. And then seems to go on about how her fashion will change to accomodate maternity.

Hooray high school french.

ChoicestHops

02-13-2005, 12:47 AM

Guess this knocks her out of the business for awhile.

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 12:51 AM

Yes, we are pregnant.

wonderwes

02-13-2005, 01:13 AM

Is anyone in OOT the father?

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 01:13 AM

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Is anyone in OOT the father?

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see above post.

wacki

02-13-2005, 01:17 AM

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Yes, we are pregnant.

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Congrats, I'm jealous.

wacki

02-13-2005, 01:18 AM

It's odd. She looks kind of nasty in that pic.
Funny how some people look so different from pic to pic.
Maybe she's related to daryn.

istewart

02-13-2005, 01:18 AM

Who's her gynecologist?

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 01:22 AM

Well, she has put on a lot of weight under the direction of her doctor.

peachy

02-13-2005, 01:37 AM

the one to the left is saying she is changing her look with the change in hair and glasses etc, need a min with the longer one

ok this part:
que les fans se rassurent, la chanteuse a une excuse: elle est enceinte

basically says to assure the fans, the singer has one excuse, she is pregant

I took french for yrs but havent done a thing with it in about 3 yrs, so this may not be EXACT and sentences get mixed around in translation

The rest of it wasnt as important so i didnt hurt my head tryin to figure it out correctly /images/graemlins/laugh.gif it just talks about more of her new look and stuff and the father

Reef

02-13-2005, 01:54 AM

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Who's her gynecologist?

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cough *ahem* cough. that'd be me

ilya

02-13-2005, 02:55 AM

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It's odd. She looks kind of nasty in that pic.

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I think it's just less makeup + less Photoshop.

ChoicestHops

02-13-2005, 02:58 AM

Its not lack of photoshopping, she looks great in her videos.

It's that she gained so much weight, her face is wide now.

BreakEvenPlayer

02-13-2005, 03:00 AM

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I can read it

Basically, yeah, she's pregnant

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You forgot to mention ugly as well.

ilya

02-13-2005, 03:50 AM

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Its not lack of photoshopping, she looks great in her videos.

It's that she gained so much weight, her face is wide now.

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I didn't realize he was comparing to videos. I guess it's probably the weight gain then. Although I think she still looks reasonably cute.

TimM

02-13-2005, 03:58 AM

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Its not lack of photoshopping, she looks great in her videos.

It's that she gained so much weight, her face is wide now.

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They probably took dozens of pictures, and selected the worst one, where she was doing something funny with her mouth, making her face look fat. Lighten the pic with photoshop or whatever and you can see better where her body ends and her coat begins.

rusellmj

02-13-2005, 04:11 AM

Too bad, that was one smokin body. Game over though.

Russ

nongice626

02-13-2005, 04:22 AM

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Is anyone in OOT the father?

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see above post.

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buster stacks had her lube one up and shove it unti it hit his throat. hahahha

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 04:23 AM

glad you are laughing at your own joke. I have a feeling you will be the only one.

ChoicestHops

02-13-2005, 04:57 AM

http://img4.imagevenue.com/loc193/bbc_Alizee_lastscan9vt.jpg

It's just not that pic, she's pretty big now. I want the petite Alizee back.

ThaSaltCracka

02-13-2005, 05:00 AM

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Yes, we are pregnant.

[/ QUOTE ]thank God its your kid and not mine. How were the sloppy seconds?

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 05:18 AM

Is that what she told you? Anyway, I doubt your small wang is making anything sloppy, I had to show her how a real player puts it down.

AngryCola

02-13-2005, 05:20 AM

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I had to show her how a real player puts it down.

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If it's anything like how you "put it down" in Halo 2, she won't be impressed.

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 05:21 AM

[insert witty reply here]

AngryCola

02-13-2005, 05:21 AM

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[insert witty reply here]

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Man, I was hoping for something better than that. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

BusterStacks

02-13-2005, 05:26 AM

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Man, I was hoping for something better than that. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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That's what I say everytime I get done pwning u at halo.

AngryCola

02-13-2005, 05:31 AM

There you go. That's much better.

Pure fiction, but much funnier. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

*EDIT*
I notice you are still a level 9.
You shouldn't speak to your elders in such a manner.

EliteNinja

02-13-2005, 05:34 AM

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Why the crap would you get married at 20?!

whiskeytown

02-13-2005, 07:09 AM

ummm...cause you got knocked up, probably....

or you went to a Christian college - where they don't believe in sex before marriage - wanna know why a little school in Minnesota (Crown College) had the highest marriage/student ratio in the country? - cause no ring, no love, baby... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

ThaSaltCracka

02-13-2005, 10:46 AM

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Man, I was hoping for something better than that. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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That's what I say everytime I get done pwning u at halo.

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO!!!!!!

rusellmj

02-13-2005, 01:20 PM

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Why the crap would you get married at 20?!

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Reason 1. One has to assume she knows her fame is fleeting. One would also assume her BF has something going for him (like money). What better way to ensure you keep the gravy train going by having some guys kid.

Reason 2. The same reason all 20yo's get married. Their f#cking stupid.

Russ

MicroBob

02-13-2005, 01:53 PM

I refuse to believe that's the same person that we've all been admiring.

Slacker13

02-13-2005, 02:30 PM

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glad you are laughing at your own joke. I have a feeling you will be the only one.

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I didn't get it either.

colgin

02-13-2005, 02:35 PM

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I refuse to believe that's the same person that we've all been admiring.

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I predict a quick (and IMO long overdue) disappearance of all of these Alizee avatars.

Any nominations for new wet dream girl of 2+2?

jakethebake

02-13-2005, 02:42 PM

Any chance there are dancing preggo alizee avatars available? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

wonderwes

02-13-2005, 07:13 PM

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Any chance there are dancing preggo alizee avatars available? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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<cant stop laughing>

So should we all send her presents for the baby shower? Lets talk about the important factors. Pregnant = baby & bigger breasts? I know they increase in size during pregnancy, but do they remain large afterwards.

How small is she anyways? Will this prenancy screw up her hips/figure?

However the better question, which OOT person will the baby be named after.

floppingnuts

02-13-2005, 07:36 PM

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Any nominations for new wet dream girl of 2+2?

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They might not shake it like Alizee but how about Alexis Bledel from Gilmore Girls and would it be wrong to suggest Jamie Lynn Spears in a couple years?

IndieMatty

02-13-2005, 08:26 PM

Well Played.

hypermegachi

02-14-2005, 02:21 PM

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I refuse to believe that's the same person that we've all been admiring.

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me too...is this for real? or just one of those enquirer type crap magazines that say anything about celebrities just to get sold?