God.

[SpicyF]

I am God.

[blendedsuit]

hello g o d,
what is the meaning of life?
I surpirised you complain about using dialup and oversized avatars.

[pokerjo22]

Hmmm, I suspect pharmaceuticals are involved somwhere in this. Welcome back Spicy.

[SpicyF]

The meaning of life.

The meaning of life is diffrent from person to person. Impossible to make a generalization really. You have to see the bigger picture, each of us plays a part in a gigantic game. Most people will never know what their part is, because it is so small and insignificant so even if I told them that their part was something like "your part in life was to step on a yellow flower when you were 14 years old".

People will not understand this, the meaning, but I assure you there is meaning to all of our lifes.

[daryn]

'sup God?

[SpicyF]

No no, pokerjo.

"I can see clearly now that the rain is gone."

[SpicyF]

sup daryn?

Please understand that from time to time God can't be present in everyday occurances. Take that pot you played 3 days ago and you were praying that this other guy wouldn't make his flush on that massive pot on the river.

Well, I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you but I was busy helping someone in a carwreck on I-40 west.

[BadBoyBenny]

God,

I want a mansion. I deserve it. You know why. Make it happen.

[SpicyF]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you Benny, but you don't deserve a mansion unless you have rescued atleast 2 people from certain death, and fed a stray cat for atleast 18 months.

[kipin]

God,

I want to find a penny on the ground today. Please help me.

[SpicyF]

Kipin,

please dont bother me with egotistical requests like this.

[nolanfan34]

Hi God,

I just wanted to say thanks for taking time to make sure all of our athletes are meeting their goals. Cause they always say it was because of you.

[kipin]

Don't forget the fine grammy award winning gangster rappers either.

[freakintemp]

This is the 3rd stupidest thread I've seen in OOT all day.

Freakin

[peachy]

i meet the qualifications for a mansion!! wheres mine?

[SpicyF]

nolanfan,

well thx for those nice words. But the beauty of winning isn't always as clearcut as it may seem. You see, I God, likes to bet on sports. The US track and field team alone has paid for numerous outsourced miracles in modern time.

[SpicyF]

Sorry there was an administrative error 2 years ago, you filled out the wrong forms!

[B Dids]

I understand that you're still upset about your banning, Freakin, but please understand, SpicyF is very much God.

"Keaton once said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm scared of him'. Well I believe in God, and the only thing I'm scared of is SpicyF".

[rusellmj]

[ QUOTE ]
I am God.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank you for the nice girl I met recently.

Russ (But you already knew that)

[Alobar]

Hey God, how do you explain George Bush, Dr. Phil, Pop music, and Everybody Loves Raymond? Have you forsaken us?

[freakintemp]

[ QUOTE ]
I understand that you're still upset about your banning, Freakin, but please understand, SpicyF is very much God.

"Keaton once said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm scared of him'. Well I believe in God, and the only thing I'm scared of is SpicyF".

[/ QUOTE ]

Well I'm sure I can't prove it, but I remember that line differently....

Freakin

[mmbt0ne]

Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0114814/quotes

[Reef]

whatever you were on, I'd like some

[wacki]

Hey god, got any good god jokes?

Two beautiful statues in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for 30 minutes, on a Sunday when the park was closed to the public.

Immediately when they came alive, they ran together into the bushes and could be heard giggling and cooing with pleasure and the bushes were shaking. After 15 minutes they came out and realised that they still had 15 minutes more life to live.

"What shall we do now then" said the boy statue. "Let's do the same thing again" she replied. "Okay", said the boy statue, "but this time, you hold the pidgeons down while I shi[/b]t on them".

[peachy]

lol that was actually semi funny!

[cnfuzzd]

"Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
’cause they don’t get enough to eat

From god,
I can’t believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
’cause they can’t make opinions meet,
About god,
I can’t believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Don’t know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain’t and so do you,
Dear god,
I can’t believe in,
I don’t believe in,

I won’t believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You’re always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it’s the same the whole world ’round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody’s unholy hoax,
And if you’re up there you’ll perceive,
That my heart’s here upon my sleeve.
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in...

It’s you,
Dear god."

peace

john nickle

[hyde]

thank you for the naughty girl I met recently

[Ricky Slade]

[ QUOTE ]
I am God.

[/ QUOTE ]

If you are god, can you remove that large branch from your ass, thanks.

[wacki]

Nice poem.

Nickle, have you ever sought prof help? I'm only saying that because a lot of your posts have deep undertones of pain and anger. I'm glad you moved to a new home and are in a much happier place now. I only hope you continue to make decisions that continue this trend. You are a good man and I wouldn't want anything but happiness for you.

[Haiku Answer]

You are not my God
My God is not from Sweden
Nor is he spicy

[Zetack]

[ QUOTE ]
I am God.

[/ QUOTE ]

At last count there were 3742 major Gods and aproximately 15.5k minor Gods (or Godlets but they don't like that term and even Godlets can grow you a new one so be careful using the term--although some unspecified number of the minor Gods like to consider themselves Mid-Majors.

Which one are you exactly?

--Zetack

[SackUp]

Why do you go by SpicyF?

That's the worse god name EVER!

[TimM]

haiku in bio
too many syllables there
first line is not good

[daryn]

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
oh sniggity snap snap snap
bam bam bam bam bam

[BongRips]

John Nickle, you are weak for c/p'ing XTC lyrics and not giving credit, just because it's a b-side doesn't mean people won't know it. Wacki, you are weaker for thinking it's his poem. Hey God, I could use a reduction if the price of beer, thx.

[Haiku Answer]

your help is welcomed
drinking is root of mistake
i am now sober

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
just because it's a b-side doesn't mean people won't know it. Wacki, you are weaker for thinking it's his poem.

[/ QUOTE ]

It got a lot of airplay on MTV back in the day...

[mcteecho]

n1

[mcteecho]

No way that was a B-side. One of XTC's three biggest singles.

[BongRips]

It was originally released as a b-side because the label thought it was too edgy. This information is coming from "The Ongoing History of New Music" on the radio, which I will assume is pretty credible.

[BongRips]

"The next 45, The Meeting Place, spawned a clear vinyl edition. . . Most notable, though, was the surprise U.S. hit the band scored with "Dear God", which had appeared on a four-track promo 12" and was previously only available as a U.K. B-side."
Chalkhills: XTC: Skylarking (http://chalkhills.org/reelbyreal/a_Skylarking.html)

[Arsene Lupin III]

How are you so good at the poker?

Can you see other players hole cards online?

Can you teach me how to do this?

Can you stake me for 15/30?

[mcteecho]

I stand corrected. And surprised.