You're 4-tabling and diarrhea hits you. What do you do?

[paulboogie]

a) Run to the bathroom and cringe as you hear your hands being mucked
b) You have one of those handicapped toilet bowls for this kind of situation.
c) [censored] your pants.

[tdarko]

i bring my Dell 17" inspiron 9200 laptop with wireless connection and take it with me, so i can enjoy two things at once /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Shoe]

You mean you don't wear one of those adult diapers whlie 4-tabling?

[SackUp]

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the correct answer and if you don't have these capabilities...get out of the stone age. only exception could be for those 8 tablers who need 2 monitors...then you play enough hands as is so you can get dealt out a couple.

[Jim Kuhn]

Buy new underwear!

[Jim Kuhn]

Put the Party Poker hat to good use. Make sure it is reversible!

[Drunk Bob]

Tide,hot water and Clorox is +EV. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Drunk Bob]

I stand corrected. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Mike Haven]

i am sure that if you announce to the tables that you have to take a liquid dump because you forgot your normal pre-games enema ritual they will be understanding and wait for you - online poker hasn't turned everyone into a gathering of anti-social money-grubbers who don't accept that normal life is at the other end of the electron stream

of course, the partypoker hat idea is genius and should be included with their wearers' instruction manuals

[Michael Davis]

I don't know about you, but I always know when my stomach has the potential to be upset. Diarrhea doesn't just jump up and bite you. You shouldn't be playing.

-Michael

[jon_keck]

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b) You have one of those handicapped toilet bowls for this kind of situation.

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It's a 2 gallon bucket, but yeah

[Jim T]

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[Wake up CALL]

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You're 4-tabling and diarrhea hits you. What do you do?


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If this occurs shortly after a bad beat I drop my drawers, bend over and fire a stream at the offending player. This is much more effective in a live setting although it will suffice when playing online as well.

[Baulucky]

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You're 4-tabling and diarrhea hits you. What do you do?

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I run to the kitchen and get a bucket ready for the noisy neighbor downstairs.

[Isura]

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