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Yeti
02-11-2005, 01:50 PM
One of my flatmates at university is somewhat shifty. I don't trust him.

Today he knocks on my door and asks to use my internet for 'a minute'. I reluctantly agree as I don't have any tables open.

He sits down, closes all my windows, logs me out of msn and logs in himself, etc etc.
Then he starts going to various websites and logging in. A lot of it is just sending SMS messages. I'm casually watching whilst reading my book but can't really see much.

Anyway, after about 10-15 minutes he starts clearing the history and deleting the temp internet files. I say nothing.

After he's gone I discover the History hasn't disappeared completely, just the address bar is empty.

My good friend has been contacting asian brides on anastaciaweb.com!

pshreck
02-11-2005, 01:57 PM
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One of my flatmates at university is somewhat shifty.

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Translate this for Americans, please.

tbach24
02-11-2005, 02:00 PM
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One of my flatmates at university is somewhat shifty.

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Translate this for Americans, please.

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One of my roomates/dormates in college has been acting sketchy/odd. I'm not British but this isn't exactly difficult.

Edge34
02-11-2005, 02:01 PM
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One of my flatmates at university is somewhat shifty.

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Translate this for Americans, please.

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One of my (roommates) at (college) is (a *lonely* jerkoff).

astroglide
02-11-2005, 02:01 PM
could be more interesting if that web site actually had content

Yeti
02-11-2005, 02:04 PM
My bad.

www.anastasiaweb.com (http://www.anastasiaweb.com)

chaas4747
02-11-2005, 02:07 PM
You have to be really desperate to use someone else computer to find your future mail order wife. Try to hack his account and find the nastiest, ugliest, russian bitch you can find and send her flowers from him.

astroglide
02-11-2005, 02:09 PM
those are russian, not asian. you're really hurting yourself with these inaccuracies /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Yeti
02-11-2005, 02:11 PM
Oh, ignore my whole post then.

Russians are acceptable.

tbach24
02-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Russians are Asians. Well, kinda. Half at least.

wacki
02-11-2005, 02:16 PM
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Russians are Asians. Well, kinda. Half at least.

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??????????????? um, ok.


http://www.anastasiaweb.com/Images/Girl/68001-68200/68014LH-02.jpg
No body shot, but I wouldn't mind buying her. She's only 108 lbs so the shipping has to be cheap.

wacki
02-11-2005, 02:16 PM
http://www.anastasiaweb.com/Images/Girl/68001-68200/68126LV-01.jpg
99 lb, even better.

M2d
02-11-2005, 02:53 PM
with or without the earrings? 95 lbs without?

Boris
02-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Russian chicks scare the crap out of me.

wacki
02-11-2005, 03:10 PM
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Russian chicks scare the crap out of me.

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Lol, I was at Scores in NY. There's nothing like a 95 lb woman, who is so clumsy she knocks over your beer 5 times in one night, telling you in a very deep manly voice "I'm Russian".

tolbiny
02-11-2005, 03:27 PM
I would recomend one of two things-
Sring for the first class shipping and have here here in three days. A coupld of Immodium Ad's should keep here relatively clean.
Get the cheapeast rate and use the money you save on a hose with good water pressure, make sure to scrub her down while she is still in the crate.

wacki
02-11-2005, 04:01 PM
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I would recomend one of two things-
Sring for the first class shipping and have here here in three days. A coupld of Immodium Ad's should keep here relatively clean.
Get the cheapeast rate and use the money you save on a hose with good water pressure, make sure to scrub her down while she is still in the crate.

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lol,

I should probably use some lice powder while I'm at it. Can't be too careful.