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B00T
02-11-2005, 12:48 PM
After spilling coffee all over myself at work today I need to reevaluate my gross motor skills. What is the optimal way to walk around with a cup/mug filled with coffee/soda etc.

Walking extremely slowly is not an option. What is the best way to be careless.

pshreck
02-11-2005, 12:50 PM
I had to ask, do you have down syndrome?

namknils
02-11-2005, 01:50 PM
Just whatever you do, don't give into the temptation of trying to drink from a mug while you continue walking. It just doesn't work. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Boris
02-11-2005, 01:55 PM
You're right about the stupid question part.

1. bring your own mug to work, one that has a lid.

2. If you have to use a lidless cup, you hold it with your thumb and index finger and you hold it away from your body.

B00T
02-11-2005, 02:14 PM
I actually had been using the PokerStars stainless steel travel mug, but I think the cleaning crew at night stole it.

I do normally use a mug with a top but I had to resort to a crap paper cup.

FatMan
02-11-2005, 02:18 PM
Buy shirts that are coffee colored.

cnfuzzd
02-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Lids. Look into them...

peace

john nickle

pokerjo22
02-11-2005, 02:28 PM
The sad thing is I think I know the right answer to this /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Apparently your visual system is much worse at controlling your arm and hand than your vestibular (balance) system is. Thus the optimal way is to not look at the coffee cup as you're walking.

Boy, I know some stupid stuff.

peachy
02-11-2005, 03:02 PM
put a top on it

cnfuzzd
02-11-2005, 03:04 PM
jo, im disappointed that you didnt chime in on my "dillemma" thread. I mean, *I* didnt mention anal sex even once.


peace

john nickle

Patrick del Poker Grande
02-11-2005, 03:39 PM
Balance it on your head like those women you see going to market in the 3rd World on National Geographic.

pokerjo22
02-11-2005, 03:41 PM
I missed it first time, because I'm not used to your new avatar. I think of you as green and purple monsters so you'll have to give me time to re-adjust.

Anyway astroglide pretty much said what I'd have said.

Oh, and this is your biggest mistake:

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However, ive recently begun trying to become a little bit "kinder and gentler,"

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Oh, and concentrate on getting the girl, not pissing the guy off. The one will probably follow the other anyway.

Right, now what other aspects of your life can I sort out for you?

_2000Flushes
02-11-2005, 04:04 PM
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Buy shirts that are coffee colored.

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Awesome.

-2kF