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istewart
02-10-2005, 08:32 PM
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
02-10-2005, 08:33 PM
My standard deviation is pretty high.
offTopic
02-10-2005, 08:36 PM
Poll choices should be:

I'm European
1
2
3
4
5
I've been sick and/or I'm female

JMO, of course.

Signed,
one of the 95%
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
02-10-2005, 08:37 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!116
istewart
02-10-2005, 08:39 PM
I often need 10.
tbach24
02-10-2005, 08:40 PM
How many sheets do you use per wad? I like 3, that seems to work for me. And I typically need 6-8 wipes. 9 if I ate chilly.
patrick dicaprio
02-10-2005, 08:41 PM
who can only use two?? i dont want to sit next to them at the table. thanks God no one said zero. yet.

Pat
istewart
02-10-2005, 08:43 PM
It's always disturbing when you're taking a shower, someone comes in, sits down, makes obvious sounds. Gets up and you hear the door slam a second later.
Patrick del Poker Grande
02-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Folder or Buncher?
istewart
02-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Buncher.
tbach24
02-10-2005, 08:49 PM
Clean buncher.
Freakin
02-10-2005, 08:52 PM
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who can only use two?? i dont want to sit next to them at the table. thanks God no one said zero. yet.

Pat

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What about if you suspect it's gonna be a one-wiper. Can't you just unroll part of the paper, wipe, and if it's clean, roll it back up? Wouldn't that count as a zero-wipe?

Freakin
Freakin
02-10-2005, 08:58 PM
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Folder or Buncher?

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Folder here.... I used to be a buncher, than I switched to TP that was infused with aloe, and I found the most aloe was transfered to my ass by folding.

Freakin
Reef
02-10-2005, 10:27 PM
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My standard deviation is pretty high.

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n1
Reef
02-10-2005, 10:28 PM
crap, I thought it meant how many sheets.. not wads.
istewart
02-10-2005, 10:33 PM
Perv.
cnfuzzd
02-10-2005, 11:23 PM
its good to know that no matter how low we go, OOT can always reach a depressingly more sad place...

peace

john nickle
Jonny
02-11-2005, 12:10 AM
i either use 1 or about 10. Depending on the consistency.
NoChance
02-11-2005, 12:19 AM
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crap

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nice
pshreck
02-11-2005, 12:27 AM
I think this poll is confusing... most people are responding as how many sheets they use, cuz I doubt 80% of you need to get 3 seperate wads for the average crapping. Is it supposed to be squares of toilet paper or how many different wads?
AlienCorpse
02-11-2005, 12:30 AM
I only have to use 1 wad. But I use both sides so its like 2.
B00T
02-11-2005, 01:35 AM
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I only have to use 1 wad. But I use both sides so its like 2.

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That is so nawty.
istewart
02-11-2005, 01:37 AM
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I only have to use 1 wad. But I use both sides so its like 2.

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I hope your fecal matter is actually Godiva chocolate.

If it's not, you are a sick m'fer.
Nottom
02-11-2005, 01:48 AM
3ish wads of probably 5-6 sheets each.

I'm an extremly inefficient wiper.
AncientPC
02-11-2005, 01:54 AM
4 squares, folded.

4 more squares if it's still dirty.
TimM
02-11-2005, 02:26 AM
Depends on whether I've had chili.
Fratony
02-11-2005, 02:37 AM
Bunching...if i fold i feel like my fingers are too close to my hole
emonrad87
02-11-2005, 02:47 AM
http://www.bathroomsurvey.com/
ucfryan
02-11-2005, 04:04 AM
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My standard deviation is pretty high.

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rofl
Brainwalter
02-11-2005, 04:16 AM
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I only have to use 1 wad. But I use both sides so its like 2.

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I hope your fecal matter is actually Godiva chocolate.

If it's not, you are a sick m'fer.

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It's definitely possible to do this without getting anything on your hands.