Most offensive sentence that isn't technically offensive [Archive]

slickpoppa

02-09-2005, 02:43 AM

Let's be a little naughty and see how un-pc we can be. Can anyone top this:

The niggardly farmer threw some faggots on the fire and ejaculated his approval to his bitch, whose job was to take care of his cock and ass, and be nice to the pussy.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!

02-09-2005, 02:51 AM

Niggardly abortion; vaginal blood clots.

PC or not thats gota be offensive.

eric5148

02-09-2005, 03:00 AM

What do you mean by "not technically offensive?" Whether or not a word is offensive is entirely an opinion.

thenlguru

02-09-2005, 03:01 AM

Another joke..

Whats the best way prevent niggarz making crimes? - Abort

slickpoppa

02-09-2005, 03:02 AM

well, the words niggardly, faggot, cock, ass, bitch, and pussy all have meanings that are not offensive. unless you consider a bundle of sticks or a rooster to be offensive

Freakin

02-09-2005, 03:02 AM

I'd say if the words intention is within its original meaning.

Freakin

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!

02-09-2005, 03:04 AM

Some people might find your avatar offensive. I think its just flabby.

Fratony

02-09-2005, 03:24 AM

HAHAHA... I have plenty of stuff like this on my fridge from those magnets you are supposed to make sentances out of. I'll just post one of em because i dont feel like typing a lot.

"I shove my exquisite swollen joy inside nasty apparatus and pound pubic downtown love"

ricochet420

02-09-2005, 03:42 AM

He's a politician.

theredwave

02-09-2005, 04:14 AM

I also think it is flabby, and also why is it that jake's Alizee avatar gets banned and this one stays?

ethan

02-09-2005, 04:43 AM

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Another joke..

Whats the best way prevent niggarz making crimes? - Abort

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I think the better phrasing of this joke is:

Q: What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion

A: A crime-fighter

That said, the joke's goddam terrible. (And I think I read it here.)

Ulysses

02-09-2005, 04:47 AM

I [censored] your mom.

daryn

02-09-2005, 04:55 AM

black guy and a puerto rican guy in a car

who's driving?

the cops.

wacki

02-09-2005, 05:46 AM

When it comes to energy, a city of Jews is much better than a forest of trees because it burns longer.

AngryCola

02-09-2005, 06:00 AM

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I also think it is flabby, and also why is it that jake's Alizee avatar gets banned and this one stays?

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This guy hasn't posted enough with this particular avatar.

Jake, on the other hand, posts a lot.

I imagine the avatar will be caught when this thread gets locked or deleted. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

theredwave

02-09-2005, 04:01 PM

Well, now both his and my own avatar have now been removed.

AngryCola

02-09-2005, 04:03 PM

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Well, now both his and my own avatar have now been removed.

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Weird you should ask Mat for an explanation there.

I guess fun isn't part of the 2+2 experience.

jesusarenque

02-09-2005, 04:06 PM

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well, the words niggardly, faggot, cock, ass, bitch, and pussy all have meanings that are not offensive. unless you consider a bundle of sticks or a rooster to be offensive

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Niggardly doesn't have a meaning that IS offensive.

CORed

02-09-2005, 04:19 PM

Reminds me of a joke:
A farmer goes to town to buy a donkey, a hen and a rooster. When he buys the donkey, the seller tells him that he prefers the term ass. When he asks for a hen and a rooster, he is told that the prefered terms are cock and pullet. On his way home, the chickens get lose. He sees a young women coming the other way and says, "Ma'am, would you please hold my ass while I catch my cock and pullet?"

theredwave

02-09-2005, 04:34 PM

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Weird you should ask Mat for an explanation there.

I guess fun isn't part of the 2+2 experience.

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Yeah, I guess I can see how some people might get distracted by the hotness of Alizee's ass but why not just right click and block the image? Either way I'll have to find another image soon as I'm missing having an avatar.

Edit: Also, nice to see your old avatar is back.

kyro

02-09-2005, 08:41 PM

my middle school english teacher would be offended

FatMan

02-09-2005, 11:59 PM

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Edge34

02-10-2005, 12:47 AM

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"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

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And so was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver.

Now the LAST one makes it interesting...hehe. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

EDIT: Yeah, I'm just another suburban white guy who likes Eminem and 8 Mile. Sue me....

rickthekeg

02-10-2005, 03:22 AM

you may have realized this, but your avatar isn't working because the website is down. (which is a damn shame)