08-04-2002, 03:34 PM
Dear PPPPP,
After seeing how distraught you are about having your Aces and Kings cracked for over a hundred times I wish to apologize. I intend to do better than that and offer you an opportunity to get all your lost big bets back. Simply buy-in to PP for at least $1000 (US) and begin. I have reset your player level to one. This will enable you to not only have your AA and KK hold up but also allow you to suck out against them on the river time and time again. All you need do is raise pre-flop as often as possible, no matter your hole cards, check raise the turn with absolutley nothing and then watch the magic happen on the river. Do not worry if this does not work the first few times as we do need to build your table image as a maniac to increase your profit when the suckouts begin.
Best of luck and enjoy,
(formerly an) Evil Programmer
After seeing how distraught you are about having your Aces and Kings cracked for over a hundred times I wish to apologize. I intend to do better than that and offer you an opportunity to get all your lost big bets back. Simply buy-in to PP for at least $1000 (US) and begin. I have reset your player level to one. This will enable you to not only have your AA and KK hold up but also allow you to suck out against them on the river time and time again. All you need do is raise pre-flop as often as possible, no matter your hole cards, check raise the turn with absolutley nothing and then watch the magic happen on the river. Do not worry if this does not work the first few times as we do need to build your table image as a maniac to increase your profit when the suckouts begin.
Best of luck and enjoy,
(formerly an) Evil Programmer