A Harmless Prank?

[augie00]

I hate my roommate. He's messy and pisses me off on a daily basis.

I want to play a prank on him that is mean, but one that I can brush off as a friendly joke that two friends would play on each other.

Ideas?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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[Shajen]

burying him in a giant mountain of cow manure is an excellent idea!

[istewart]

Turn off his alarm clock in the middle of the night.

[Freakin]

pee in his mouth while he sleeps.... cky2k style

[gilper]

hide all of his shoes, or maybe just the left ones.

[Boris]

Piss on him.

[housenuts]

salt his bed

mind you, my roommate spazzed when i did this to him. it happened to be a night he was bringing his girlfriend back.

[moondogg]

Sign him up for a "mature" porn subscription.
Put his parent's house as the billing address.

[WEASEL45]

turn all of his furniture and tv's and stuff in his room upside down

[The Ocho]

gay porn his computer. This includes background, homepage in web browser, screen saver, etc.

Can't beat the old favorites.

[Reef]

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gay porn his computer. This includes background, homepage in web browser, screen saver, etc.

Can't beat the old favorites.

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this sounds like the best so far

[housenuts]

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gay porn his computer. This includes background, homepage in web browser, screen saver, etc.

Can't beat the old favorites.

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this sounds like the best so far

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trust me, salting his bed is far superior. have you ever tried sleeping in a salted bed?

[The Ocho]

step 1: find the video porno folder on his computer

step 2: download a lot of gay porn (or, just look on your own hard-drive, sinner)

step 3: give each gay porn same file name as one of his normal pornos.

step 4: swap gay porn for normal porn

step 5: listen for screams of terror and anguish next time you leave room for dinner and he stays behind to "catch up on work"

[mcb]

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trust me, salting his bed is far superior. have you ever tried sleeping in a salted bed?

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A friend of mine threw cheeze its on my bed after a drunken night of beer pong. I figured everything was fine after I had him take all of them off. Little did I know salt as still on the bed and it was annoyign as hell. Had to wash my sheets the next day.

For my prank I suggest passing out flyers and hanging up posters that say "Beer and Blowjobs" and leave his name, cellphone and room number.

[Fratony]

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step 1: find the video porno folder on his computer

step 2: download a lot of gay porn (or, just look on your own hard-drive, sinner)

step 3: give each gay porn same file name as one of his normal pornos.

step 4: swap gay porn for normal porn

step 5: listen for screams of terror and anguish next time you leave room for dinner and he stays behind to "catch up on work"

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Now thats hilarious, but would probably take quite a good amount of time. A more simple idea would be to install some annoying as hell spy/adware on his computer especially if he knows nothing about computers (porn related is always my favorite)

[Thythe]

Yeah but if the adware screws up his computer or somehow gets a keylogger in and steals his CC# or something, he'll sue you and win big time. No mercy even amongst roommates. I'd sell my roommate up to Sing Sing in 30 seconds flat if that happened.

[KungFuSandwich]

honey in his shampoo, Make sure he doesnt have an important meeting or somehing. Toothpaste in his hair while hes sleeping will also ruin his day.

[Alobar]

rape his dog, and kill his mom

[CORed]

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hide all of his shoes, or maybe just the left ones.

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Better yet, hide all of his shoes except for one left and one right that don't match, like a dress shoe and a sneaker, so he has to go out wearing them.

[Dynasty]

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hide all of his shoes, or maybe just the left ones.

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Better yet, hide all of his shoes except for one left and one right that don't match, like a dress shoe and a sneaker, so he has to go out wearing them.

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Too obvious.

But, if you're willing to spend some money, buy a pair of shoes identical to the ones he owns. Then, replace his right shoe with the new bought left shoe. That way, he'll have two left shoes but it'll take him time to figure out what's going on.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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hide all of his shoes, or maybe just the left ones.

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Better yet, hide all of his shoes except for one left and one right that don't match, like a dress shoe and a sneaker, so he has to go out wearing them.

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Too obvious.

But, if you're willing to spend some money, buy a pair of shoes identical to the ones he owns. Then, replace his right shoe with the new bought left shoe. That way, he'll have two left shoes but it'll take him time to figure out what's going on.

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...and/or get it one size up/down

[jagoff]

Tin of sardines under the bed or mattress.

[ddss6_99]

Tape yourself roasting his girlfriend from behind. Cap it off with a swift donkey punch. Leak the tape.