kicked in the jimmy

[Reef]

this post (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1672170&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1) made me wonder..

[DBowling]

The post you linked to was hilarious, so i thought id respond if for no other reason thn to bump it.
Question 1, it depends on how neccessary it is. If i can avoid kicking in the groin, i will. If im trapped in a tight spot with a guy who i know has me outmatched, and will likely take my ass virginity as a prize, well, you gotta do what you gotta do to save your ass virginity.
As for question two, i suppose it depends who my opponent is, how hard im getting kicked, and if i have any chance to deflect the blow. However, in almost any case, i would rather get kicked in the groin (extreme pain) than in the head (possible death).
Question 3, again, it depends on how buzzed i am, who my opponent is, and how much money i think i could get out of him. im guessing 100 sounds about right.

[Zoltri]

I say kick me in the face but leave the boys alone.


http://www.brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/7/kicked.gif

[Nottom]

I've been kicked in the balls a few times. It sucks but its not really that bad compared to say ... getting your skull cracked.

If someone said they would give me $500 to kick me in the balls I'd probably say yes unless there was some reason to be extra afraid.

[Duke]

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If someone said they would give me $500 to kick me in the balls I'd probably say yes unless there was some reason to be extra afraid.

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There is - they're going to KICK YOU IN THE BALLS.

~D

[smudgex68]

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It sucks but its not really that bad compared to say ... getting your skull cracked.


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As they say, it depends; see paragraph 14

G8 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4217629.stm)

[fnord_too]

That was also posted in the MTT forum, where it had some fun discussion. (Missed it in micro, seems the only forum it didn't make it to was the one it belongs in).

[fatmongo]

Reminds me of one of those earlier South Park episodes. Rochambo (spelling?).
The rules:
I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can. Then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can. The first one to go down loses.

[Alobar]

dude, seriously? I've been kicked in the nuts, once and only once. It was the worst pain I've ever felt in my entire life, I was literally incapacitated for like 10 minutes as I just laid there holding my balls and rolling around in a puddle of vomit (yes, it hurt so much it made me throw up).

I contend you werent kicked hard enough, or have some serious lack of nerve endings, or what ever it is that causes exploding ball pain. Cuz it would take at least 6 figures before I even contemplated weather or not I would voluntarily let someone do that to me.

[Reef]

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in almost any case, i would rather get kicked in the groin (extreme pain) than in the head (possible death).

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Whose to say you couldn't die from a hard enough kick to your boys?

[Dynasty]

Since seing Kill Bill, Volume 2, I don't let people kick me in the balls. I simply do what the old asian master did to Uma Thurman.

[Lazymeatball]

A kick to the face is going to break your nose or disfigure you somehow, possibly blind you, most likely cause, a concussion, and could possibly cause brain damage or death.
A kick to the junk is going to be incapacitatingly painful for about 10-20 minutes, and then a lingering feeling of discomfort for a few hours. I can't think of any permanent damage caused by being kicked in the junk. I could be wrong.

So in a fight I would most likely be severely outmatched so the crotch is fair game. It's my only chance at an equalizer, that or a brick.

I'd take the crotch kick over a face kick.

And depending upon how hard up I was for money, I'd take $500-$3k. I think $500 would be fair market value, but I'd try to drive up the price a bit to a point where I just couldn't refuse.

All of the above answers are most likely affected by the fact that I havn't been hit in the junk for a long time, probably not since I was 10 and got hit by a soccer ball, never a direct kick.

[Alobar]

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I can't think of any permanent damage caused by being kicked in the junk. I could be wrong.


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you could lose the ability to reproduce. You could also get erectile dysfunction (i.e. your dick wont work right anymore)

[DBowling]

i dont think you could, i could be wrong though. im sure the kick would have to be much harder than one to a temple, or most any other part of your head for that matter.

[scotty34]

I had a friend fall while playing basketball, and another player fell onto him, knee first into his sac. One of his testicles actually exploded, and he was instantly unconscious from shock. He had to go to the hospital, and had the remnants of the one removed. He is still very much alive however, and still able to have children if he so desires.

[shummie]

I had a friend who fell in the shower when he was 8 or so and "broke a nut". He never went into the details of it, but from what I could gather one of his testicles stopped growing and/or shriveled up. I don't know if he's managed to get anyone pregnant since I last saw him in middle school...

Who was that Phillies player with 1 ball?

- Jason

[Lazymeatball]

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Who was that Phillies player with 1 ball?



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Hitler?

[PokerCat69]

http://www.so-hitme.com/home/movindex.html

[bholdr]

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If someone said they would give me $500 to kick me in the balls I'd probably say yes unless there was some reason to be extra afraid.




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There is - they're going to KICK YOU IN THE BALLS.

~D


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LMFAO! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[PokerCat69]

I would let a girl kick me, no problem. A guy however would cost minimum 10K.

[Fratony]

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Who was that Phillies player with 1 ball?


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John Kruk (sp?) i believe is his name. I also think a big deal has to do with who is kickin you in the face. If some kickboxer dude was gonna rail me it would be a little different then my little cousin.

[Reef]

go me (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pooh-bah)

~Reef

[AncientPC]

NSFW:
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/4435/kickintheballs3oq.gif

[wacki]

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NSFW:
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/4435/kickintheballs3oq.gif

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Where the hell did you find that? That [censored] ain't right.

[Zoltri]

Who needs to fight when you could do it on your own.
Shopping channel (http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic502.htm)

[Zoltri]

But then again a kick to the face looks pretty painful.
LINK (http://www.8op.net/details.php?image_id=37&sessionid=e1b30a5a83564a26 09ce975c409562b4)

[Reef]

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But then again a kick to the face looks pretty painful.
LINK (http://www.8op.net/details.php?image_id=37&sessionid=e1b30a5a83564a26 09ce975c409562b4)

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OWN3D

[Zoltri]

The hell with guys fighting.
Nothing beats a good cat fight. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
MEOW (http://www.wimp.com/naughtygirls/)

[Dynasty]

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NSFW:
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/4435/kickintheballs3oq.gif

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Looks like your new avatar.