View Full Version : A Limerick requested by Cardcounter
Wake up CALL
02-06-2005, 11:02 PM
There once was a cardcounter from Gaul
whose dick was ever so small
he took out the tweezers
wondering if all the old geezers
could help him find his dick after all
bholdr
02-06-2005, 11:35 PM
There was a young man from stamboul
who soliloquized thus to his tool
you took all my wealth
and ruined my health
and now you won't pee you old fool
and here's one i wrote (in OOT) for my tombstone:
Here lies poor Brian H
played poker till age 88
when he finally caught
the royal he sought
his heart burst and he fell flat on his face
i love limericks. here's one for you:
wakeupcall, in a conservitive posting,
said 'kill all the towelheads!' (well, mostly)
was he joking or not
or just high on pot?
either way, he deserves this lyrical roasting.
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we should have a thread that has to ba all in limerick form. it's so serious in here sometimes i find myself believing what turns out to be sarcasm.
Wake up CALL
02-07-2005, 12:35 AM
Those are great, nice to find someone to laugh along with now and again. Bravo! /images/graemlins/smile.gif
CORed
02-08-2005, 09:19 PM
shouldn't that be "old man from Stamboul"?
lastchance
02-08-2005, 09:50 PM
*groan*
bholdr
02-10-2005, 03:14 PM
i thought so too, but that's the way it was printed. it's an STD joke...
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