golden shower

[slickpoppa]

anyone here ever given one?

[DangerGoodson]

No, but I am 95% sure Schneids has received one.

[Alobar]

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anyone here ever given one?

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I havent, but I've got a funny story a roomate of mine told me.

Her BF was going down on her, and she said sometimes oral sex makes her feel like she has to pee. Well it was so good this time that she couldnt control it, and actually peed on his face some. She didnt say anything. Well when its over, the guy asks her if it was good and if she came. She told him yes, and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

[jakethebake]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050128/capt.ah20101280551.cow_pie_conflagration_ah201.jpg

[Sponger15SB]

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No, but I am 95% sure Schneids has received one.

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Ok so that means NLSoldier has given one.

[NLSoldier]

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No, but I am 95% sure Schneids has received one.

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Ok so that means NLSoldier has given one.

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He deserved it.

[Dynasty]

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...and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

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There are many levels of ignorance and intelligence. You may be on a less flattering one than you realize.

Squirting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1630454&page=9&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[DangerGoodson]

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No, but I am 95% sure Schneids has received one.

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Ok so that means NLSoldier has given one.

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He deserved it.

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Schneids also told me once he really likes "hot carls". maybe you should try that next?

[Alobar]

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...and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

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There are many levels of ignorance and intelligence. You may be on a less flattering one than you realize.

Squirting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1630454&page=9&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

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Your right, I should have told my friend that altho its her body and im sure she think she peed on his face, that she may infact actually squirt "fluid" when she comes. I mean really, what does she know, shes only peed a million times in her life, and had prolly thousands of orgasms, she clearly isn't qualified to relate that story to me and know what happened. You however are. Nice Hand

[Dynasty]

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...and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

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There are many levels of ignorance and intelligence. You may be on a less flattering one than you realize.

Squirting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1630454&page=9&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

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Your right, I should have told my friend that altho its her body and im sure she think she peed on his face, that she may infact actually squirt "fluid" when she comes. I mean really, what does she know, shes only peed a million times in her life, and had prolly thousands of orgasms, she clearly isn't qualified to relate that story to me and know what happened. You however are. Nice Hand

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This was in the thread I linked (actually, link within link within link)

Researches have found that although many women feel a slight need to urinate right before ejaculation, the fluid is definitely not urine. Nor does it come from the Bartholin gland which produces a milky, odorless secretion that helps lubricate the vagina when sexually aroused.

Again, there are different levels of ignorance and intelligence.

[Alobar]

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...and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

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There are many levels of ignorance and intelligence. You may be on a less flattering one than you realize.

Squirting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1630454&page=9&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

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Your right, I should have told my friend that altho its her body and im sure she think she peed on his face, that she may infact actually squirt "fluid" when she comes. I mean really, what does she know, shes only peed a million times in her life, and had prolly thousands of orgasms, she clearly isn't qualified to relate that story to me and know what happened. You however are. Nice Hand

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This was in the thread I linked (actually, link within link within link)

Researches have found that although many women feel a slight need to urinate right before ejaculation, the fluid is definitely not urine. Nor does it come from the Bartholin gland which produces a milky, odorless secretion that helps lubricate the vagina when sexually aroused.

Again, there are different levels of ignorance and intelligence.

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again, im sure you are waaay more qualified to know what goes on with my friends body, than she is. And I am obviously the ignorant one for relating a funny story, as opposed to the person who feels the need to call someone ignorant for relating a funny story.

I also read the link, and the link within the link, and it looks like the girls who "squirt" know they arent peeing and that its something different. I also read where they've done it more than one time in their whole life.

But I bow to the almighty intelligence of the great dynasty. Thank you for pointing out how stupid I am.

[NLSoldier]

This is one of the dumbest thread hijacks i've ever seen.

[Dynasty]

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This is one of the dumbest thread hijacks i've ever seen.

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You really want to talk about peeing on people? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[NLSoldier]

As opposed to arguing whether or not a stranger's friend's girlfriend peed on his face or excreted some other substance?

Yes.

[smudgex68]

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Again, there are different levels of ignorance and intelligence

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You're right, my girlfriend is totally ignorant of these things

[PokerCat69]

Would u let Alizee piss on you, if it meant you could [censored] her afterwards?

[slickpoppa]

is that a rhetorical question?

[Alobar]

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Would u let Alizee piss on you, if it meant you could [censored] her afterwards?

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crapping would be a much tougher question, but I still think the answer might be a yes. as long as it was a solid

[Sponger15SB]

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Would u let Alizee piss on you, if it meant you could [censored] her afterwards?

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crapping would be a much tougher question, but I still think the answer might be a yes. as long as it was a solid

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are you serious? I wouldn't let the hottest girl take a [censored] on me even if it meant I'd get a 3some with her and the 2nd hottest girl in the world.

That is just [censored] gross man.

[Michael Davis]

Dude you just wipe the [censored] up.

-Michael

[Duke]

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are you serious? I wouldn't let the hottest girl take a [censored] on me even if it meant I'd get a 3some with her and the 2nd hottest girl in the world.

That is just [censored] gross man.

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Me either, and I'm in the "at least piss is sterile" crowd.

~D

[Wake up CALL]

The average rate to perform a Golden Shower on a call girl in Tx. is $500. It usually requires twice that if you wish to lay a log on their chest.

[Beerfund]

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...and then he told her that he knew she had, because he felt her cum on his face.....lol!!

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There are many levels of ignorance and intelligence. You may be on a less flattering one than you realize.

Squirting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1630454&page=9&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

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Your right, I should have told my friend that altho its her body and im sure she think she peed on his face, that she may infact actually squirt "fluid" when she comes. I mean really, what does she know, shes only peed a million times in her life, and had prolly thousands of orgasms, she clearly isn't qualified to relate that story to me and know what happened. You however are. Nice Hand

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This was in the thread I linked (actually, link within link within link)

Researches have found that although many women feel a slight need to urinate right before ejaculation, the fluid is definitely not urine. Nor does it come from the Bartholin gland which produces a milky, odorless secretion that helps lubricate the vagina when sexually aroused.

Again, there are different levels of ignorance and intelligence.

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Dynasty.....just stfu. Fukc............

[Leo99]

I'd let her even if I couldn't do her afterwards.

[peachy]

now im up for some kinky stuff...but i would NEVER EVER EVER let this one happen...

[Leo99]

It's only kinky the first 3 times you do it.