I don't like weiner dogs...

[jakethebake]

A dog can be nice, generous, and have some shared interests as me, but if they are not in at least the top 2% of the populace for height to length ratio, then I could not hold down a long term friendship with them.

I am not uber tall. I enjoy talking about weiners and dogs, playing frisbee, watching Frankenweenie. But I just get bored of dogs who are not on my level. This sometimes makes me feel like a bad person.

[fnord_too]

I'm too lazy to do the multiple cow [censored] fires with multiple urls. We get it, you want people to adopt the new multi-repeat OOT response.

[IndieMatty]

Please stop..this was a good one though.