Alizee

[ThaSaltCracka]

everyone who has her for an avatar rules, that is all.

[Jack of Arcades]

I agree.

[brassnuts]

word.

[Jack of Arcades]

You and daryn need to go HU for the rights to that avatar.

[brassnuts]

I had it first, but in all honesty, this girl is hot enough that multiple people should be allowed to share the same avatar of her.

[ThaSaltCracka]

this obsession cracks me up and makes me feel more normal, haha. I have been sprung over since I saw that booty shaking around.

[brassnuts]

That ass is hypnotic.

[BusterStacks]

word

[Bill Murphy]

Defo. "Treat it like boxing, stick 'n move, stick 'n move!"

I'm getting p1ssed that I can't seem to post images/avatars anymore. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Lazymeatball]

double word

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
That ass is hypnotic.

[/ QUOTE ]
I only wish the clip were longer.

[Rick Diesel]

Who the [censored] is this biotch? I must be missing something.

[The Dude]

[ QUOTE ]
I must be missing something.

[/ QUOTE ]
From a thread a couple days ago. (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=30)

[mmbt0ne]

Count me in.

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Defo. "Treat it like boxing, stick 'n move, stick 'n move!"

[/ QUOTE ]

nicely done. "i been robbin motherf*ckers since the slaaaaave ships."

[lucas9000]

how about some links? her official site is the suck...where are you guys getting this crap from?

[DukeSucks]

Very nice

[Edge34]

<<<<<

Bump, because I'm getting tired of all that "African American" and "5000 Jews and 9/11" stuff...come on, this is OOT people!

[theredwave]

Click on properties for TSC's avatar.

[istewart]

I like her little sex-kitten smile in LazyMeatball's avatar.

TSC stole the best one though. Ghey.

[jakethebake]

No one using this one yet?
http://blogs.ya.com/alizee-by-homer/files/Alizee_Gif_039.gif

[jakethebake]

or....? http://www.lizzynet.de/home/Aktion/alizee.gif

[IndieMatty]

That one is tits. Ni Han!

[wacki]

My brain hurts.

[jakethebake]

or...?

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-fan24.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-jeam.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-tf1.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-jap2.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-concert2.gif

[istewart]

god she's hot.

[jakethebake]

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-rouge2.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-ml.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-fan22.gif

http://unbrinalize2.free.fr/icones/avatar-rouge.gif

[jakethebake]

http://img36.exs.cx/img36/6486/alizee889.gif

[wacki]

Ugh, jake what is the secret to your avatar collecting powers?

My brain really hurts.

[jakethebake]

http://www.pyramidentertainment.com/images/Alizee1.gif

[astroglide]

ok ok

[wacki]

Just converted.

[istewart]

Imagine being this girl's dad. Would've been hard /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Imagine being this girl's dad. Would've been hard /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope that's not what you really meant...

[istewart]

Hard to be her dad, lol.

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Imagine being this girl's dad. Would've been hard /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope that's not what you really meant...

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope he isn't a father. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Dominic]

thanks Jake!

/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
thanks Jake! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Dominic! Don't you see enough all day at work?

[soundgarden4]

Every one of you has this hot piece of ass in their avatar and I can't stop starring at them. I just want to let you know that because of this I will soon be fired from work. That is all. Thank you.

Kevin

[Reef]

I hate to just jump on the bandwagon, but she's damn hot, so it's ok I guess

[Edge34]

I had that one first astro! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[daryn]

yes

[ddollevoet]

Can I be part of the club too?

[GuyOnTilt]

Imagine being this girl's dad. Would've been hard

Hahaha! wtf?

GoT

[razor]

/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Subfallen]

"So sexy, almost EVIL."

That is all.

[Dominic]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
thanks Jake! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Dominic! Don't you see enough all day at work?

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, Jake...do you ever think I get to the point where I say to myself, "goddammit, if I have to look at just ONE MORE great ass today, I think I'm gonna be sick?"

Would you?

Well there's your answer.

/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
Imagine being this girl's dad. Would've been hard

Hahaha! wtf?

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]


yeah, imagine if your daughter was a beautiful, successful pop star?

that would blow.


/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Edge34]

This damn thread is distracting me from my game...-EV /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Ponks]

She's pretty good looking, but definitely not worth making this big a deal over in my opinion.

Ponks

[Edge34]

[ QUOTE ]
She's pretty good looking, but definitely not worth making this big a deal over in my opinion.

Ponks

[/ QUOTE ]

That's your 1000th? Way to come in with a bang, raining on everyone's parade...

-Edge

[jakethebake]

Get your animated Alizee avatars HERE. (http://www.gluteus.us/img/alizee/gifs/)

[BottlesOf]

With the same clip, and the same fo'-five...

[IndieMatty]

http://www.alizee-forum.com

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
She's pretty good looking, but definitely not worth making this big a deal over in my opinion.

[/ QUOTE ]
There it is. I knew it would get here, it just took a bit of patience.

[theredwave]

I've jumped on the bandwagon, thanks Jake.

Also, if you don't see what the big deal is over her, don't post here telling us about it, we don't care.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
Ugh, jake what is the secret to your avatar collecting powers?

My brain really hurts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Google image search. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[AngryCola]

Boom.

[Dantes]

I must be the only person in the world who is not attracted to coneheads. Look at her forehead.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
I must be the only person in the world who is not attracted to coneheads. Look at her forehead.

[/ QUOTE ]
WHAT?!?

[IndieMatty]

actually I caught that a little, but not as bad as that chick from american beauty. shes still beautiful.

[astroglide]

[ QUOTE ]
I had that one first astro!

[/ QUOTE ]

rodger dodger

[_2000Flushes]

I don't think there has ever been so much righteous agreement among 2+2 posters. I love you guys because you love her.

I say we all meet up for one her concerts in LA at Staples Center or in Toronto at Rogers Sonchra.

-2kF

[IndieMatty]

In fact heres an exchange I just had with a platano chick friend, which also leads one to wonder, if I ever work.

Matt: Here's her video....
Matt: http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=30
Gril: ook
Girl: super skinny
Girl: some pics look ok
Girl: others her forehead looks massive

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
I say we all meet up for one her concerts in LA at Staples Center or in Toronto at Rogers Sonchra.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're gonna need some damn good ear plugs, though.

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
I must be the only person in the world who is not attracted to coneheads. Look at her forehead.

[/ QUOTE ]

die a painful horrible death

edit: posts chicks of your girlfriend/wife/spank-bank chick vs. Alizee and we'll see.

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
I must be the only person in the world who is not attracted to coneheads. Look at her forehead.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've seen it.

Have you seen Tyra Banks's forehead? She hates it and always says it looks huge. I think it's a little big, but who the hell cares? She's extremely hot.

If you are a guy, and you can't be attracted to this french chick because of her forehead, you seriously need to start questioning your own sexuality.

The only people who should get away with saying, "Her forehead is huge." with a straight face are women.
((see Reef's example))

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I say we all meet up for one her concerts in LA at Staples Center or in Toronto at Rogers Sonchra.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're gonna need some damn good ear plugs, though.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, man. Her music is bangin'.

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
Nah, man. Her music is bangin'.

[/ QUOTE ]

Uh... no.

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I say we all meet up for one her concerts in LA at Staples Center or in Toronto at Rogers Sonchra.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're gonna need some damn good ear plugs, though.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, man. Her music is bangin'.

[/ QUOTE ]

Alizee = french equivalent of Britney spears, but hotter

[Reef]

anyone with the over/under on how long the Alizee avatars will last?

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Nah, man. Her music is bangin'.

[/ QUOTE ]

Uh... no.

[/ QUOTE ]

I already have all of her albums.
I'm listening to one right now.

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
I already have all of her albums.
I'm listening to one right now.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[BottlesOf]

How long is your [censored] avatar, I've been watching that dialogue for whats seems like months....

[peachy]

is everyone gonna put her in thier avatar now? shes not THAT hot for it to all the sudden be a huge craze lol

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone gonna put her in thier avatar now?

[/ QUOTE ]

only heterosexual males. Which, I believe, constitute 99% of OOT.

[IndieMatty]

It stops at "clicks" It's about 3 minutes?

[_2000Flushes]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
is everyone gonna put her in thier avatar now?

[/ QUOTE ]

only heterosexual males. Which, I believe, constitute 99% of OOT.

[/ QUOTE ]

Whoooaaaa. Let's not get carried away here.

-2kF

[Russ McGinley]

I am having trouble concentrating on bonus whoring thanks to this thread.

[jakethebake]

bump

[pubz r 4 nubz!]

I can't believe there isn't a post talking about whether or not she's into beads.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/1r4/toys2/a944x.jpg

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
I can't believe there isn't a post talking about whether or not she's into beads.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/1r4/toys2/a944x.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

actually there was already

edit: you made it in the original thread

[Fins]

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone gonna put her in thier avatar now?

[/ QUOTE ]
I highly recommend it!

[ QUOTE ]
shes not THAT hot for it to all the sudden be a huge craze lol

[/ QUOTE ]
This is becomming a common misconception... she's way hot!!

Read these lips...

http://www.mindspring.com/~tfcchips/images/alizeelips.gif

<font color="purple">Please don't let this fad die! Oh, please don't let this fad die!</font>

[kipin]

http://img201.exs.cx/img201/9496/wicklowmountainssheep5846vc.jpg

BAHHHHHHHH

[Alobar]

POTD!

[B Dids]

the POTD cannot stretch the screen.

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
the POTD cannot stretch the screen.

[/ QUOTE ]

excellent point. I apologize for my ignorance

[PokerCat69]

She is without a doubt smoking hot and anyone who thinks otherwise must be a prissy flaming homosexual.

[rusellmj]

[ QUOTE ]
I must be the only person in the world who is not attracted to coneheads. Look at her forehead.

[/ QUOTE ]

That isn't the hairline I'd be concentrating on. I usually don't make a big deal about hot chicks but this one... holy cow. That video is enough to make your head explode.


Russ

[Lazymeatball]

How is everyone enjoying a beautiful women a bandwagonish or sheepish response. By your logic, everyone who's bought a DVD player in the last 5 years is a sheep. There's a reason some things catch on.

[Lazymeatball]

"It's a Girl!"
http://www.alizee-forum.com/galerie/data/media/184/iciparis01.jpg

[Schaefer]

Just hopped on the bandwagon. And boy is it a nice ride.

[AngryCola]

It's fun to call everyone sheep when you are a person who is incapable of enjoying anything a group of other people happen to like.

I like the DVD player comparison.
It made me laugh.

[Lazymeatball]

damn, i linked to a picture of some french tabloid saying she was pregnant, but they bitch slapped my remote image link.

Anyways, right click on my avatar and go to "view image" for some nice reverse camel toe.

[PokerCat69]

[ QUOTE ]

Anyways, right click on my avatar and go to "view image" for some nice reverse camel toe.

[/ QUOTE ]
nice find

[Slacker13]

Just joining the crowd. Heres a nice one...
http://www.bargainranch.com/images/Alizee3.jpg

[SuitedSixes]

or
http://209.234.184.99/images/alizeeshake.gif

[Slacker13]

&lt;&lt;&lt;----By the way i had that avatar running weeks ago. So I ruled first!

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
Just joining the crowd. Heres a nice one...
http://www.bargainranch.com/images/Alizee3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

damn! I dunno what it is about that pic but I REALLY Like it.

maybe its cuz most "hot" celebs and famous poeple never look very good in paparazi swimsuit pics, and she very much does

[smudgex68]

She's a babe ... and she was hot here in Europe 2 years ago.

[greg nice]

this video and chick is so old

and yes shes got a big forehead but shes still hot

[whiskeytown]

Jennicide is probably grateful for Alizee as well - takes all the drunk leering poker players attention off her for awhile and onto someone else...LOL

RB

[AngryCola]

[ QUOTE ]
Jennicide is probably grateful for Alizee as well - takes all the drunk leering poker players attention off her for awhile and onto someone else...LOL

RB

[/ QUOTE ]

Since when did she want that?

[tbach24]

This is like in Christmas Story when the dad gets the Glowing Leg and the little kid just can't stop staring. I am amazed at the hottness of this woman. It's shocking. I wish I could change my avatar, but Tony Allen is just too great of a superhero.

[EliteNinja]

Bye bye Ninja avatar!

Alizee all the wee!

She's now on my mp3 player =)


There is just something about her that is extremely attractive. I like many here cannot stop thinking about her.

[Steve McQueen]

I don't think she does.

I think she thrives on it. Sure she may complain and say that she detests the railbirds, but everyone on here knows that she'd be mad if no one talked to her online.

Only online could such a busted chick be showered with so many compliments. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TenPercenter]

[ QUOTE ]
everyone who has her for an avatar rules, that is all.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks.

Ten

[TenPercenter]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;&lt;&lt;----By the way i had that avatar running weeks ago. So I ruled first!

[/ QUOTE ]

You get the credit. I saw your post and thought this chick was a girl I "stayed with" when I was on the road a couple of years ago. When I saw the second avatar of her, I could definately see I was wrong. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ten

[Chobohoya]

This chick is a 10/10. I remember a few years ago when everyone started sending around those animated gifs of her.. I could stare for hours...

Not that anything's changed.

[smudgex68]

I'm sure the real Steve McQueen wasn't so stupid

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm sure the real Steve McQueen wasn't so stupid

[/ QUOTE ]

Im pretty sure Steve is dead on in this case. Still the king of cool

[hypermegachi]

wow her ass is hypnotic...

[Huskiez]

Count me in.

[BusterStacks]

Count you OUT if you use my avatar.

[jakethebake]

Well the mods have removed my Alizee avatar because someone complained about it. I guess a pop star dancing on stage during a show is now considered pornogrpahic or something? Very weird considering the fact he doesn't appear to be getting complaints about any of the rest of the dancing alizee avatars. Who the hell would complain about it and why? /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[tbach24]

Happy Birthday.

[villafan]

I tried to join in on the Alizee avatar crowd, but had some problems.

Well, here is a picture of her:

http://www.alizee-forum.com/galerie/data/media/184/voici2401058ff.jpg

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
Happy Birthday.

[/ QUOTE ]

ya, whoever complained is total biyatch

[villafan]

I finally got an Alizee avatar myself.

Its not as nice as the ones that you other guys have, but I think it can give some perspective of the development of the human body.....

[buffett]

Woo hoo!

[A_C_Slater]

[ QUOTE ]
or
http://209.234.184.99/images/alizeeshake.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


Greatest dancer.....Ever.



This bitch makes britney spears look like the frickin elephant girl.

[AncientPC]

[ QUOTE ]
everyone who has her for an avatar rules, that is all.

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG your avatar is over 1MB. Think of the dial-ups!

[Mars357]

bump....

had to be done

[ThisHo]

[ QUOTE ]
I am having trouble concentrating on bonus whoring thanks to this thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

ThisHo's having the same problem!

ThisHo's gotta get back to his PokerRoomStreetCorner and start charging the Johns for his services, but dammit I can't stop looking at Clarkmeisters avatar that led me to this thread that is gonna... oh never mind!

Back to the Streets for ThisHo

[TheMetetron]

&lt;----- Ugh, it had to be done. This girl is just too hot.

On a side note, the pic looks much better full size. You get the whole "bounce" factor, not some compressed version. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

http://www.gluteus.us/img/alizee/gifs/g00002.gif

[TheHip41]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I must be missing something.

[/ QUOTE ]
From a thread a couple days ago. (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=30)

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh man, she talks? Now it's totally ruined /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[cheers]

whats the name of the song playing in the transbuddha clip?