I'm going to better my life

I'm never going to get into another non-random deck thread on this forum again. Not one.


It doesn't matter if an ex-programmer from Paradise Poker comes here giving out all the code for the complete cash-out and lose project.


If the dumbest poker player in the solar system leaves himself wide open for the best your-a-stupid- moron one-liner that I have saved since the beginning of time. I'm going to put it back in the deep freeze.


I didn't come here to join some never ending is there a god type of argument every damn week. No one knows, here at least, if any online site is juicing the deck. As much as I like to taunt the 'net kooks this is a waste of my time, and that is saying alot, with my low threshold for productive use of my time.


I, on this day promise to put both of my cats thru a tree shredder if I ever respond to another post of this kind. Though I think the tree shredder gets the worst of it when Shaggy goes thru.


Everytime I respond to one of these threads lately, I swear I can hear, the seconds of my life tick away in this totally worthless endeavor.


Either entertain me or show me how to make money, and I'm willing to do the same. Just don't bore me.


MS Sunshine

After each of my last 54 (yes 54!!!) cashouts of $200 or more, I have proceeded to lose $300 or more before bouncing back! How can you even try to argue with these numbers? Are you dumb or just plain stupid?


I am obviously getting punished for taking my winnings out, and I am obviously a winning player if I can win so much long term. These sites are all crooked and you know it. Do not pretend that our arguments are stupid. The only reason you are running into hiding is that you know we have discovered the truth. Coward!


You cannot argue against 54 times in a row, without exception!

And you proceed to take out small cashout after small cashout knowing you'll get 'punished' for each one?

DOH!


Here's a tip for ya.

Cashing out bigger amounts = Less cashouts = Less 'Punishment'!

Clever eh?

Since MS won't respond to this, I will--although I do not claim to speak for him. I too, have cashed out many times, and I have enjoyed phenomenal success after the majority of these cashouts. I suspect it has something to do with the reason I'm winning often enough to cash out in the first place. Either that, or the site is rewarding me for cashing out.


Why would a site want to punish someone for cashing out? I don't get that. It's not THEIR money you're taking. THEIR money gets taken by the rake, and you can't cash that out. If you cash out often, you play often, if you play often, you feed their rake often, so why punish you for that? Sounds to me like you're a valuable customer that keeps the games going, keeps people feeding the rake, and wins money for yourself in the process.


The only people who lose in this equation are the losing players. And if they were to 'punish' a winning player for cashing out, that winning player would eventually stop playing, and consequently stop paying the rake. I can guarantee you that winning players spend far more time playing cards than losing players, because there is $$$ to be made.


Urfalav, as for your losing steak after cashouts, I can't explain that. But neither can I explain how or why someone with 72o would crack my aces. The universe is not linear, my friend, strange things happen. My main concern with your post though is that you think you've been "punished" for cashing out, when I can't understand how a site could possibly benefit from doing that.

"As much as I like to taunt the 'net kooks this is a waste of my time, and that is saying alot, with my low threshold for productive use of my time."


Who, exactly, are you blaming for your obsessive desire to taunt people? It's kind of like a bully whining about how much time he wastes smacking people...and blaming it all on the smackee.


Just curious, but how do you think your post fares using your new productive-use-of-time scale?


Tom D

I detect someone trying to challenge the resolve of MS Sunshine!!!!

Wait till your on a loosing streak, then cash out.


What I have found is that if I cash out after a loosing streak, a winning streak follows. I think I have figured out the ultimate way to sucker the algorithym.


Stu


p.s. I wager 400 quatloos MS sunshine can't last a year before he gets back into the fray

If you don't like the posts on this subject, stop reading them.


Am I missing something, or did someone, other than yourself, appoint you the President of the 2+2 forums?

...another net kook. You better hush yo' mouth.


Tom D

Welcome to my world, MS. Only you haven't completely arrived yet. When you barr yourself from, say 90% of the posts, then the journey will be complete!

the fact is, anything can be possible. its a human programmed game when on the net. and it's a very simple couple of 'if/then statements' to add in the code. especially for 'convenient' flops.


does this mean anyone does it? who knows. just be aware that they can. then proceed with caution. if noone has tried it, youll be damn sure someone will some day. at least just to make sure they can.


just part of online cards...look both ways before crossing.


b

Yawn... once again, this dude could work for a casino so we just have to believe he's a winning player.

"It's not THEIR money you're taking"

Sigh, of course it is. What if there's bots or employees playing that you lose money too. They get there money only by rake in a perfect honest world. Sorry, but you must look at more than one possibility. Don't trust so easily. Play devil's advocate.

AMEN BROTHER!

Lol believe it or not, i am a very winning player, and i do not work for a casino. Good point about the bots tho, hadn't considered that...