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Unarmed
02-01-2005, 08:15 AM
Yup, a nice whey blend, all over the keyboard. Thing worked fine last night (finished my SNG!) but this morning it won't start properly. I can fire it up but all I get is a black screen.

Help?
MelK
02-01-2005, 08:33 AM
http://www.i-med-inc.com/images/GrandTec/FlexCoffee.jpg
Unarmed
02-01-2005, 08:35 AM
No, see, thats coffee. I don't drink coffee so that doesn't help at all.
MelK
02-01-2005, 08:37 AM
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No, see, thats coffee. I don't drink coffee so that doesn't help at all.

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Boy, am I stupid... and it wasn't even a picture of a laptop. Doooh! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
gorgeous
02-01-2005, 09:17 AM
Wow.. MelK, what kind of keyboard is that? It looks sweet...
jasonHoldEm
02-01-2005, 09:44 AM
In college I got my laptop drunk by spilling about half a beer on the keyboard. He was hungover (had some glitches) for a couple days afterwards but fully recovered, so not all hope is lost. That being said, you should stick to beer as it sounds more computer friendly than protien shakes.

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HesseJam
02-01-2005, 10:31 AM
When Im watching porn on my laptop, I am very careful to not feed protein to it.
bvaughn
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
I spilled milk on my keyboard a few weeks ago, and it has not recovered completely yet. Everything except the keyboard works fine, but the keyboard is useless. I can still websurf and play poker on it, but I bought one of those $10 keyboards from Wal-Mart that plugs into the laptop, and it works just fine, cumbersome, but it works. I'm still pissed about the milk though!
JellyFishy
02-01-2005, 10:53 AM
Take it to your intensive care department asap;
Open the body up;
Put it into anaethesia with white spirit or strong alcohol;
Disect and clean affected internal organs;
Leave it to wake from anaethesia;

If some organs are so badly affected, get replacement organs.

Man, You put me in the mood to disect something, I might call a girlfriend now.
Cubswin
02-01-2005, 10:55 AM
I'm still pissed about the milk though!

No use crying over spilled milk /images/graemlins/tongue.gif (that really was way too easy)
LinusKS
02-01-2005, 01:04 PM
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Man, You put me in the mood to disect something, I might call a girlfriend now.

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uhhh....
B00T
02-01-2005, 01:09 PM
Did anyone else's first thought happen to be that he jerked off on his laptop?
Unarmed
02-02-2005, 11:59 AM
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Did anyone else's first thought happen to be that he jerked off on his laptop?

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No, just you.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hey, so the thing will turn on now, boot and everything, but the screen just stays blank. Cooked?