The saddest day in my life

[Reef]

I was in elementary when I found out from some dipsh!t that WWF wasn't real. Man, that was tough.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

WTF is upper elementary?

[tdarko]

you mean its not real?

[tdarko]

<---------what about these, are they real?

[MrFeelNothin]

its about as real as those titties.

[MrFeelNothin]

damnit i am too slow again.

[bonanz]

http://justinmg.home.comcast.net/forums/notfunny.jpg

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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dead babies are very funny.

[Wes ManTooth]

Its not real... I knew it!

[bonanz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/puck420/notfunny.jpg

any better?

[eric5148]

Carrot Top telling someone ELSE they're not funny?

[Reef]

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WTF is upper elementary?

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4-6th grade. I edited it out.

[Reef]

man, we have some serious haters here in OOT. I was pretty damn sad. Maybe a slight exaggeration on the title, but seriously man, take some midol. When your heros suddenly turn into actors- it really sucks.

[Reef]

I can't believe you took the time to google carrot top

[Reef]

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<---------what about these, are they real?

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a little cold?

[bonanz]

actually i just googled "not funny" and it was the first thing that came up after the original post

[MasterShakes]

I was in 2nd grade. It was the morning after WrestleMania 2 and King Kong Bundy had just lost to Hulk Hogan. I was pretty mad (even at the young age) because I was already sick of Hogan (imagine years later when he was 40+ and still going at it). I guess my parents wanted to calm me down, so they told me.

The funny parts to the whole story is that when I got to school that day, I told my class (full of wrestling fans) that it was fake, and they immediately made me an outcast for the day. They called me the worst things 2nd graders can think of. Also, I didn't find out about Santa for a couple more years.

[Reef]

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dead babies are very funny.

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I've heard a couple funny dead baby jokes.

[Reef]

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actually i just googled "not funny" and it was the first thing that came up after the original post

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1) I wasn't telling this as a joke
2) When I make a post as a joke, you will be the first to be informed
3) When does your stand-up routine air or what clubs are you performing at?

[eric5148]

You guys can't be serious. I knew wrestling was fake after watching it for 10 minutes when I was like 6 years old.

And Santa? Anyone who believed in Santa is a tard, I don't care how old you were.

[Michael Davis]

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3) When does your stand-up routine air or what clubs are you performing at?

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Tu quoque.

-Michael

[MasterShakes]

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You guys can't be serious. I knew wrestling was fake after watching it for 10 minutes when I was like 6 years old.

And Santa? Anyone who believed in Santa is a tard, I don't care how old you were.

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What can I say? Ricky Steamboat made me want to believe and my parents heaped toys on me as a kid.

[Reef]

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And Santa? Anyone who believed in Santa is a tard, I don't care how old you were.

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dude, that's like 99.99% of all 3-7 year olds

[eric5148]

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dude, that's like 99.99% of all 3-7 year olds

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Apparently, I'm a genius.

Edit: I'll bet David Sklansky never believed in Santa either. I guess some people just have superior intellect.

[nothumb]

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

NT

[doughhater]

you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

[Reef]

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you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

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exactly. That reminds me of a REALLY bad Jewish joke that I somewhat remember.

[B00T]

did you cry when Andre The Giant ripped off Hogan's cross?

how about when Piper beat up Snuka with coconuts?

how about when the Mega Powers exploded?

you must of defenitely cried when Macho Man crushed Steamboats larynx with the ring bell

[Chobohoya]

How do you make a dead baby float?

[soundgarden4]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Answer below in white.

<font color="white">You can't f a rock. </font>

[Reef]

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Answer below in white.

<font color="white">You can't f a rock. </font>

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lol, that's fckin horrible

[Reef]

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How do you make a dead baby float?

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how?

[oddjob]

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You guys can't be serious. I knew wrestling was fake after watching it for 10 minutes when I was like 6 years old.

And Santa? Anyone who believed in Santa is a tard, I don't care how old you were.

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i think the same thing about god.

[Reef]

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You guys can't be serious. I knew wrestling was fake after watching it for 10 minutes when I was like 6 years old.

And Santa? Anyone who believed in Santa is a tard, I don't care how old you were.

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i think the same thing about god.

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baby Jesus is frowning upon you

[kyro]

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How do you make a dead baby float?

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how?

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add ice cream and rootbear

[bonanz]

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baby Jesus is frowning upon you

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dead baby jesus? now that would have been funny

[Reef]

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baby Jesus is frowning upon you

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dead baby jesus? now that would have been funny

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no

[tek]

I hear the footsteps of Barron Vangor Toth...

It's real enough for him to have made a few bucks off it /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[radek2166]

The day I left Zoe

[crash]

the same rule that applies to lie detector tests applies here:

it's not a lie if you believe it.

[hoyaboy1]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

[AEKDBet]

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

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(I'll bite)

There's not a Ferrari in my garage

[Edge34]

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How do you make a dead baby float?

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When the bubbles stop, let go.

[IndieMatty]

Yesterday.