dumping on someone

[housenuts]

if you were with a girl, in her bed, and she wanted you to take a dump on her chest would you do it?

i would say that i would for the story. it would be a classic for years to come.

note: if you're a girl pretend that a guy wants you to dump on his chest

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

I only drop science on faces.

[Boris]

I would not do it.

[Zoltri]

NO F*CKING WAY!!!!!!!!

Well, maybe for $5000 and if I was blind folded with a shower close by.

[Duke]

No names, but I heard a pretty funny story that started with a girl asking a guy to take a smash on a glass coffee table so she could be under it and watch to get off, and ended with her out the door naked with $20 for a cab.

~D

[jakethebake]

Maybe for $8,000...$9,000 if I had chili.

[nothumb]

Clearly it depends on whose bed it is, and whether I'm sober enough to drive away, fast, after I miss a bit to the north.

NT

[DemonDeac]

is the girl wiping my ass, cuz then im all for it

[JoeC]

Yes exactly... this is the key. If she is, I'll do it for the story, then leave and never talk to the girl again.

[housenuts]

i don't know why people would require money to perform this timeless act.

[Zoltri]

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i don't know why people would require money to perform this timeless act.

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Money and bullshit make the world go around.
Do you see the connection? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[DBowling]

/images/graemlins/confused.gif I dunno if i could just [censored] on demand like that. maybe if it was someone id never see again, as i dont know if i could look a girl in the face after i shat on her.

[bonanz]

so anyways, after i shlts on the bltch...

[housenuts]

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/images/graemlins/confused.gif I dunno if i could just [censored] on demand like that. maybe if it was someone id never see again, as i dont know if i could look a girl in the face after i shat on her.

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obviously you'd do it then break the hell out. you wouldn't do it to your girlfriend or anything. just some slop tart you met for the night. you also wouldn't do it until after you got your rocks off.

[thirddan]

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I dunno if i could just [censored] on demand like that.

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yeah, i could never do it, not just cuz it [censored] disgusting...but when i do have to take a [censored] i'm usually not feeling too good and don't particularly want some chick around while im taking a crap...besides that chick would have to be really messed up...

[realwtf]

Chuck Berry liked to do that but he would watch the chicks do it. I laugh every time I think of Chuck climing under a coffee table.

[radek2166]

I would only dump on someone I did not like.

[The once and future king]

Look weve all had sex and imagined it was with someone else.

I cant imagine theres not a girl from your past you wouldnt mind taking a dump on. Every man has to feel bitter about at least one chick. This sounds like the perfect therapy.

Its aided by the fact that when you dump you squint and squinting also helps the imaginitive process.

[pubz r 4 nubz!]

http://content.thugxonline.com/owned/pwned.jpg

[Asufiji2004]

I would definately do it to my ex-g/f. But only If I had diarrhea and lots o' gas, so I could make her look like a jackson pollack.

[sthief09]

hahahahahahaha

[jakethebake]

Is she under this?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050128/capt.ah20101280551.cow_pie_conflagration_ah201.jpg

[Duke]

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Chuck Berry liked to do that but he would watch the chicks do it. I laugh every time I think of Chuck climing under a coffee table.

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Apparently, Johnny also like to be dirty.

~D

[lucas9000]

i would for the story, but then i'd be out of there and not see her again.

[johnnybeef]

I must say that i am a scat fan. LONG LIVE FECES!!!!