Monkeys pay for porn. --- literally

[wacki]

http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/050128_monkey_business.html

Would you pay to see a monkey's backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that's okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail here in the human realm.

A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.


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The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys.

[The Dude]

... this coming from the guy whose avatar is a head up his as[/i]s.

[AncientPC]

It's not up his ass . . .

Hey most men would probably blow myself if they could. It's only the next step up from masterbation.

[bisonbison]

Hey most men would probably blow myself if they could.

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Process of writing:

Take 1: "I would blow myself if I could."

[censored], no, that looks gay! How about "most men would blow themselves if they could"? Yeah, that's sounds good. Just a quick edit and...

Take 2: most men would probably blow myself if the could.

oops.

[tyfromm]

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Hey most men would probably blow myself if they could.

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Process of writing:

Take 1: "I would blow myself if I could."

[censored], no, that looks gay! How about "most men would blow themselves if they could"? Yeah, that's sounds good. Just a quick edit and...

Take 2: most men would probably blow myself if the could.

oops.

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Very good catch....


...and yet who here would not lick their own balls if they could reach?

[bisonbison]

I distinctly remember being a limber kid and thinking: "no, I'm not going to do that."

[Zoltri]

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"I would blow myself if I could."

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Yea, but would you swallow? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[cnfuzzd]

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http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/050128_monkey_business.html

Would you pay to see a monkey's backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that's okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail here in the human realm.

A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.


.....


The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys.

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So, hundreds of thousands of years of evolution so that we could learn to get porn for free?


peace

john nickle

[Stork]

Huh? It's not free. Juice is worth quite a bit when you have no currency system.