Tru Playa fo realz

[Tru Playa]

sup foolz, the tru playa has arrived yo. bow down before your master, straight from da hood in compton. tru playa is the baddest wigga of them all, especially in the underground poker world. tru playa is a world class poker playa who once gave lessons to stu ungar in exchange for some pharmaceuticals.

tru playa is a hardcore gangsta who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. last week in a $10k buy in tournament he had to pull out his glock and cap some punk in the face because that punk tried to string bet.

tru playa has joined 2+2 in an effort to help these otha playas who be trying to become as good as the tru playa himself in the poker world. tru playa will be posting advice and teaching all you otha playas how to truly be a winning playa, compton style. tru playa will also give you boyz advice on how to get them ladiez, since tru playa always be bangin hot bitches all ova tha place yo.

westside fo lyfe, tru playa OUT

[MLG]

Under Augie's joke ranking system, you are david duvall.

[whiskeytown]

man...I just can't seem to ignore users fast enough these days...

****you are ignoring this user****

[MD2020]

You're no sup bro, that's for sure.

[Ten7offsuit]

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You're no sup bro, that's for sure.

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[NapoleanDynamite]

your mom goes to college

[Tru Playa]

Well I popped a cap in yo brotha kip's ass, he be a disgrace to all the wiggas world wide.

[NapoleanDynamite]

your just jealous hes been chatting with hot babes all day

[Tru Playa]

I be bangin all those hot babes he be chattin with, so no reason for me to be jealous.

playa give me your tots before i bust a cap in yo ass.

[ilya]

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You're no sup bro, that's for sure.

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I think it's the same writer though.

[IronDragon1]

This is the greatest day of my life

[TheCroShow]

Now we was once two *az of the same kind
Quick to holla at a hoochie with the same line
You was just a little smaller but you still rolled
Got stretched to Y.A. and hit the hood swoll
Member when you had a jheri curl didn't quite learn
On the block, witcha glock, trippin off sherm
Collect calls to the till, sayin how ya changed
Oh you a Muslim now, no more dope game
Heard you might be comin home, just got bail
Wanna go to the Mosque, don't wanna chase tail
I seems I lost my little homie he's a changed man
Hit the pen and now no sinnin is the game plan
When I talk about money all you see is the struggle
When I tell you I'm livin large you tell me it's trouble
Congratulation on the weddin, I hope your wife know
She got a playa for life, and that's no bull*******
I know we grew apart, you probably don't remember
I used to fiend for your sister, but never went up in her
And I can see us after school, we'd BOMB
on the first motherf***** with the wrong **** on
Now the whole ****'s changed, and we don't even kick it
Got a big money scheme, and you ain't even with it

I ain't mad atcha

[Bigdaddydvo]

Shiddy mo fo butta layin down to da bone jack me up sheeeeeet.

Lay em down an smackem yackem!

[rickthekeg]

From TSC's alter ego guidelines post:


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1. You must be either funny or witty to create one
2. it must be an interesting character
3. Posting to much ruins the effectiveness.

for a perfect example of this, see Ice Man and Sup bro.


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edit: whoops, meant to say you've already failed 1 and 2, and your on your way to failing 3 too.

[ddss6_99]

Almost as pathetic an attempt as sup breux and sup ho

[Slacker13]

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who be trying

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tryin - you spelled it wrong.

[nothumb]

At least they post this crap in WPT, by far the worst forum ever.

NT

[daryn]

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Almost as pathetic an attempt as sup breux and sup ho

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i thought sup ho was funny. that was more like a 1 post deal though.

[plaster8]

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Shiddy mo fo butta layin down to da bone jack me up sheeeeeet.

[/ QUOTE ]

"Airplane!" jive translation: I am not feeling well.



[ QUOTE ]
See a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em!


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Jive translation (I completed the quote): Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Nice work, Bigdaddydvo.

[Joey Knish]

http://mazarin.pandarage.com/loser.jpg

[Greenthumb]

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sup foolz, the tru playa has arrived yo. bow down before your master, straight from da hood in compton. tru playa is the baddest wigga of them all, especially in the underground poker world. tru playa is a world class poker playa who once gave lessons to stu ungar in exchange for some pharmaceuticals.

tru playa is a hardcore gangsta who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. last week in a $10k buy in tournament he had to pull out his glock and cap some punk in the face because that punk tried to string bet.

tru playa has joined 2+2 in an effort to help these otha playas who be trying to become as good as the tru playa himself in the poker world. tru playa will be posting advice and teaching all you otha playas how to truly be a winning playa, compton style. tru playa will also give you boyz advice on how to get them ladiez, since tru playa always be bangin hot bitches all ova tha place yo.

westside fo lyfe, tru playa OUT

[/ QUOTE ]
ive never felt sick at the site of a post until now.
Love,
Greenthumb

[3rdEye]

sup tru playa?

[stinkypete]

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Under Augie's joke ranking system, you are david duvall.

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actually, david duval still shoots around par on average.

this is more like a charles barkley (playing golf, of course).

[Drac]

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http://mazarin.pandarage.com/loser.jpg

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ROFLMMFAO! And the voice...what a pain in the ass he is!

[Vince Young]

Since when is Compton in Inglewood?

[ZeeBee]

Thank you for offering your undoubted skills to the forum.

you will find the relevant forums here: Really High Stakes Forum (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&amp;Board=micro) and here: Very Advanced Forum (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&amp;Board=begin)
I hope you learn a lot.

Best Wishes

ZB