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Sponger15SB
01-28-2005, 10:32 PM
I have been looking at some videos off bearshare and I'm absolutely fascinated by this, is there anyone that has been with a chick that did this?

Search for "Cytherea"

She is a freaking pro

slickpoppa
01-28-2005, 10:34 PM
im still haven't decided if that is real

Bluffoon
01-28-2005, 10:39 PM
Yes

Dynasty
01-28-2005, 10:41 PM
Thread from August (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=955365&For um=f20&Words=squirt&Searchpage=0&Limit=25000&Main= 955365&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=&daterange=1 &newerval=1&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyp rev=#Post955365)

Sponger15SB
01-28-2005, 10:41 PM
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Yes

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and? is it as crazy as it looks?

did she warn you before...etc etc

Bluffoon
01-28-2005, 10:44 PM
No warning. It's amazing. Nothing like it. I miss her....

Popinjay
01-28-2005, 10:44 PM
bookwormbitches - angela

Best porn I have ever watched, involves copious squirting for many laughs

astroglide
01-28-2005, 11:28 PM
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=7579

i did date a girl for a while that could queef at will, basically sucking air in just like somebody would produce a belch. she could do the same thing with water though and literally shoot it out if she was in a bathtub or whatever. pretty funny trick.

i've also had what would basically be considered a squirt happen with another girl i've dated too. she knew about it and had a basically taught/instinctive mechanism to keep things from exploding, i'm not even sure if she could do it intentionally because of how much she had conditioned herself to control it or whatever. but when it went off we both basically analyzed it and i would have bet money it WASN'T piss. it was pretty watery, not really slick or sticky, but it definitely had no odor and you think piss would (like the url i linked to says) smell like...piss.

anyway it's basically not hot to me at all, and it's a giant mess so i'm happier without it.

Popinjay
01-28-2005, 11:31 PM
Did you try drinking it? Methinks there are some magical health benefits.

IggyWH
01-28-2005, 11:48 PM
A full out waterfall would freak me out but there's nothing better to get a nice little stream flowing. Makes you want to stand buck naked flexing in the mirror with a glass of kool-aid.

slickpoppa
01-28-2005, 11:57 PM
check these out:
video (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-cythereasquirtsagain.html)
video 2 (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-cythereasquirtscontest.html)
video 3 (http://www.muchosucko.com/link6122.html)
they might take a minute to load, but its worth it

Sponger15SB
01-29-2005, 12:06 AM
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video 2 (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-cythereasquirtscontest.html)

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YES!

That was the first one I saw that my roomate had on his computer

Freakin crazy.

lucas9000
01-29-2005, 01:08 AM
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A full out waterfall would freak me out but there's nothing better to get a nice little stream flowing. Makes you want to stand buck naked flexing in the mirror with a glass of kool-aid.

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is that an intentional reference to martin lawrence "you so crazy?" if so, you rock.

lucas9000
01-29-2005, 01:11 AM
i can't help but be skeptical. couldn't it just be pee?

Bluffoon
01-29-2005, 01:12 AM
I didnt watch the videos but trust me its not

Reef
01-29-2005, 01:14 AM
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video 2 (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-cythereasquirtscontest.html)

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I have now seen everything I need to in my life

YES!

That was the first one I saw that my roomate had on his computer

Freakin crazy.

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IggyWH
01-29-2005, 01:48 AM
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A full out waterfall would freak me out but there's nothing better to get a nice little stream flowing. Makes you want to stand buck naked flexing in the mirror with a glass of kool-aid.

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is that an intentional reference to martin lawrence "you so crazy?" if so, you rock.

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Yes sir... it's not exact because it's been a while since I watched it, but close enough. I still use lines from that special everyday. It's easily one of the top 5 stand up specials I've ever seen.

lucas9000
01-29-2005, 03:09 AM
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A full out waterfall would freak me out but there's nothing better to get a nice little stream flowing. Makes you want to stand buck naked flexing in the mirror with a glass of kool-aid.

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is that an intentional reference to martin lawrence "you so crazy?" if so, you rock.

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Yes sir... it's not exact because it's been a while since I watched it, but close enough. I still use lines from that special everyday. It's easily one of the top 5 stand up specials I've ever seen.

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me and my friends from high school all owned copies of it, and we'd all be able to throw lines around constantly (and still do). so classic. i think a lot of the appeal for me is the fun we have with it...if i watch it by myself or with others it's just not the same.

"the water would glisten all over yo body"

eastbay
01-29-2005, 06:23 AM
Holy sh...

I'm really glad my wife doesn't do that!

eastbay

Homer
01-29-2005, 10:15 AM
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I have been looking at some videos off bearshare and I'm absolutely fascinated by this, is there anyone that has been with a chick that did this?

Search for "Cytherea"

She is a freaking pro

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Yeah, my gf did this a couple of times. She had no idea it was happening and we were both like 'wtf was that?' Basically the chick has to be very relaxed and the guy has to be willing to put in a lot of effort. Also, it's not pee for whoever was questioning that. It's a different consistency.

Gatts
01-29-2005, 11:56 AM
The phenomenon you are referring to is female ejaculation. (See Straight Dope) (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/021025.html).

Seems to me that women have something similar to a prostate, and the fluid coming out shares some properties of male ejaculate.