Help Me Come Up With a Drink Roster

[sthief09]

so my formal is tonight, and we have a top shelf open bar. last year the result was me arguing with my girlfriend about how to get back from a diner 3 blocks away, she went the right way, I went the wrong way and stumbled around the streets of NY blacked out for 3 hours, getting from 112th and Broadway to 75th and Madison (possibly further but that's the only sign I remember) with no money and in a suit.

so anyway, I want to not have the same drink twice, and I want to maximize the mixing of liquors in my body. there are 3 I can't go without, but I'll let you guys help me for the rest, if anyone is interested:
1. Jack and coke
2. Patron margerita
3. Johnny gold on the rocks

I have 3 hours to drink, and I'll probably be blacked out and cut off from the bar around drink #10, so I'm looking for 7 drinks to maximize my hangover.

[ThaSaltCracka]

3 wise men.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

[ThaSaltCracka]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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[johnnybeef]

any martini should do the trick, i like saphire extra dry with a twist. if you are looking to black out id stay away from mixers altogether.

[mmbt0ne]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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These are the [censored] devil. Ugh, bad memories.

Long Island Ice Tea

[sthief09]

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any martini should do the trick, i like saphire extra dry with a twist. if you are looking to black out id stay away from mixers altogether.

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good call, dirty bombay martini. I'm not concerned about blacking out. that tends to happen naturally with me. the drunker I get, the more I want to drink.

[sthief09]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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what are in these

[VBM]

are mojito's still fashionable?

[sthief09]

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are mojito's still fashionable?

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maybe but I hate them.

[SomethingClever]

Blazer Shot:

1 part Jager
1 part Goldshlager
1/4 part 151

POWN!

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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OK, I know who the 3 wise men are, so I don't sound like a total fool, but who are the 4 horsemen?

[sthief09]

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Blazer Shot:

1 part Jager
1 part Goldshlager
1/4 part 151

POWN!

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holy God! you sir are a genious

[mmbt0ne]

Pepe, Jack, Jose, and Jim is how mine was.

[gonores]

When it comes to martinis, Tanqueray Ten blows everything else out of the water.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Blazer Shot:

1 part Jager
1 part Goldshlager
1/4 part 151

POWN!

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I don't understand, where is the pot?

[VBM]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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6 geese a-laying

[sthief09]

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When it comes to martinis, Tanqueray Ten blows everything else out of the water.

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the bar is like limited. it's kind of weird. they only put out certain liquors. I think last year they had no SoCo, and Bombay Saphire but no Tanq, let alone Tanq Ten

[SomethingClever]

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Blazer Shot:

1 part Jager
1 part Goldshlager
1/4 part 151

POWN!

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I don't understand, where is the pot?

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Actually named after the Portland Trailblazers (I know, you hate them), but it has nothing to do with them.

My friends and I just made it up once while we were watching a game, and it happened to taste really good.

Edit: Also, I think you could easily light one on fire (and have the name "Blazer shot" actually be appropriate), but we've never tried it /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Edge34]

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Pepe, Jack, Jose, and Jim is how mine was.

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Foolish me. Simple webtender search (I love this website, webtender.com), shows me the 4 Horsemen as Jim, Jack, Jose, and Johnnie Red. Nice call.

[ThaSaltCracka]

only during a Blazers game would someone be compelled to create an absurd shot filled with various liqours /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[mmbt0ne]

Ooooh, Johnnie Red would've been much better than Pepe. Damn cheap college bars making their own shots.

[SomethingClever]

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only during a Blazers game would someone be compelled to create an absurd shot filled with various liqours /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Agreed. And I think this was during the season where they pulled the ultimate choke job against the Lakers in game 7.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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only during a Blazers game would someone be compelled to create an absurd shot filled with various liqours /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Agreed. And I think this was during the season where they pulled the ultimate choke job against the Lakers in game 7.

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FWIW, I don't hate the Blazers, they have just been so disapointing the past several seasons. I was really hoping they were going to beat LA in that series.

[The Gift Of Gab]

This is basically a Liquid Cocaine.

[stabn]

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Agreed. And I think this was during the season where they pulled the ultimate choke job against the Lakers in game 7.


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Arg, don't bring that up. That really really sucked /images/graemlins/frown.gif.

[Alobar]

hate to brake it to you, but you really didnt invent anything special. The same thing but with rumplemints instead of goldschlager (which tastes like goldschlager but only more powerful) is called "liquid cocain"

[pshreck]

Ever have a drink called "the baltimore zoo"?

[SomethingClever]

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hate to brake it to you, but you really didnt invent anything special. The same thing but with rumplemints instead of goldschlager (which tastes like goldschlager but only more powerful) is called "liquid cocain"

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Meh... I don't care who invented it, it's a kick-ass drink.

Hey, did you end up trying a brass monkey the other day? How'd it go?

[theantelope]

Goat [censored] and homeless people?

[InchoateHand]

A B-52, just because they taste good--your manliness factor takes a dip, but whatever.

[astroglide]

liquid cocaine

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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3 wise men.

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4 horsemen

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what are in these

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I'd imagine someone has answered this by the time I have, but I can't be... arsed, is it? to read the whole thread, so here goes:

4 Horsemen:
Jack, Jim, Jose, and Johnnie

3 Wise Men (for whimps):
Jack, Jim, Jose

Also, make sure you get one shot of each in this drink - you should get something that looks like half a beer - slam it, you pussy. If the bartender gives you something with a total volume of one or two shots, send it back and tell him he has surely forgotten something because there's not enough in there.

[sfer]

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3. Johnny gold on the rocks

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Lame brah. Neat or with a splash of water. No ice.

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...I went the wrong way and stumbled around the streets of NY blacked out for 3 hours, getting from 112th and Broadway to 75th and Madison (possibly further but that's the only sign I remember) with no money and in a suit.

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OMG, for those who don't know, he either walked through northern Central Park in the middle of the night or he walked through Harlem and Spanish Harlem. Josh is retarded.

[IndieMatty]

Whatever. Talk smack, when you step out of the kiddie pool.


Good meeting you guys tonight.

[nothumb]

Get a car bomb! I don't care if they don't have it.

After that, order a prison bitch. But make sure to say it's for your girlfriend.

NT

[wacki]

wtf is a prison bitch... drink wise.

[nothumb]

It's some girly drink with rum and vodka that my girlfriend used to order for kicks. I think it's got pineapple, grapefruit, Triple Sec, who the [censored] knows.

NT

[InchoateHand]

Where?

And what the fruity thing she had a liking for at the Cove?

[Shajen]

Royal Flush.

1/3 Crown Royal
1/3 Peach Schnapps
1/3 Cranberry juice.

G00T.

If that's not manly enough for you, just do a patron straight up. Not chilled, no salt, no training wheels. Just like God intended.

(these are the only two shots I drink anymore)