i hate writing about myself

[lucas9000]

i have to write my bio for the firm's web site. ugh.

write a bio of me. don't know anything about me? all the better.

[jakethebake]

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i have to write my bio for the firm's web site. ugh.
write a bio of me. don't know anything about me? all the better.

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Bio: lucas9000. Subsequent to graduating from Midwestern Party State University, where he majored in frat parties and smoking dope, lucas9000 joined <insert employer here> where he's responsible for cleaning the executive washrooms. In his off time he enjoys long walks in the rain, doll collecting and gay porn. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TimM]

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write a bio of me. don't know anything about me? all the better.

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PM BreakEvenPlayer, he writes goot bios.

[Shajen]

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i have to write my bio for the firm's web site. ugh.

write a bio of me. don't know anything about me? all the better.

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Lucas9000's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent, he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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[Rick Diesel]

Mwah hah hah hah hah

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A young nerdy boy hopes to gain acceptance in a high school by not backing down against the school bullies, attempting to make the football team and by befriending a new popular girl. His life is complicated when he falls in love with her while she falls in love with his protector, the school football star, in this sensitive and true portrayal of growing up.

[eric5148]

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Lucas9000's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent, he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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nh

[IndieMatty]

The Question Mark Line...ALWAYS gets me. Well Played.

[Ragnar]

Try this one. "lucas9000 was all County defensive lineman in 95. No one collapsed the pocket like lucas9000. When lucas9000 goes all in you know it." Just add the rest of that bio. It will work wonders.

sup bro

[nolanfan34]

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Try this one. "lucas9000 was all County defensive lineman in 95. No one collapsed the pocket like lucas9000. When lucas9000 goes all in you know it." Just add the rest of that bio. It will work wonders.

sup bro

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If you linked to your bio and it said you were all-county in 95, that would pretty much rule.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I know this has been said already, but that was great. What an awesome movie that was.

[jakethebake]

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If you linked to your bio and it said you were all-county in 95, that would pretty much rule.

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There you go. Just cut and paste the whole sup bro bio. Done.

[bd8802]

my name is lucas. i am lame.

[Asufiji2004]

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A young nerdy boy hopes to gain acceptance in a high school by not backing down against the school bullies, attempting to make the football team and by befriending a new popular girl. His life is complicated when he falls in love with her while she falls in love with his protector, the school football star, in this sensitive and true portrayal of growing up.

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Cory Haim rules.

[lucas9000]

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my name is lucas. i am lame.

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9 posts? weak-tight.

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my name is lucas. i am lame.

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Mmm...maybe something more illustrative? How about, "I live on the second floor..."?*








* - Yeah, I know the names don't match exactly.

[Reef]

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His mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

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LOL

[bd8802]

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my name is lucas. i am lame.

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9 posts? weak-tight.

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no job that allows me to waste my day away sitting on 2+2.

/bd