Funny Names

[Ten7offsuit]

What are the funniest real life names you guys have heard?

There was a New Hampshire senator named Dick Sweat and supposedly some gynecologist in Virginia is named Harry Beaver.

Ran cross-country in high school with a Harry Wang. Worked on a movie set once with a guy named Richard(Dick) Hertz.

[jakethebake]

ima hogg

[Zoltri]

Phil McCracken /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sponger15SB]

my best friend from high school: Todd Manlove

[daryn]

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Knuckles McCracken is way better.

[Sponger15SB]

http://www.nsb.com/speakerbio.asp?i_speakerid=358

[Brainwalter]

Some friends of mine knew an Asian guy named Eric Shen (erection)

[Zoltri]

Phat Ho

[Ten7offsuit]

http://student.ucr.edu/~sheer001/

[M2d]

there's a professor at the UCB school of optometry named Richard (goes by Dick) Wacker. Not sure why he goes by Dick, but he claims his last name's pronounced "Walker"

[kemystery]

Anita Bushe

and one of my friends golfing buddies, Heng Lo

[Justin A]

There's a guy who owns a Ford dealership in Iowa named Dick Witham.

[ThaSaltCracka]

we have a file at work with the name Smallwood.

[IggyWH]

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What are the funniest real life names you guys have heard?

There was a New Hampshire senator named Dick Sweat and supposedly some gynecologist in Virginia is named Harry Beaver.

Ran cross-country in high school with a Harry Wang. Worked on a movie set once with a guy named Richard(Dick) Hertz.

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My advisor's name in college was Richard Wood. He was an older guy though and liked being called Dick.

[BottlesOf]

Jack Meihoffer

[Reef]

Dave Mandick

[bholdr]

Julia Nipple, and her father Harold.

that's right, Harry Nipple. we woulda given him some [censored], but he was like 6'5" 280 and a state trooper.


i also hate/laugh at names like:
phil phillips
john johnson
martin martin (the last name was pronounced 'marteen', but same dif)
etc...

[balkii]

Richard Odor

[BusterStacks]

Law office around here: C.A. Butt

[plaster8]

There's a doctor in my hometown with the name (and a big sign in front of his office that displays it prominently) Ardon L. Overby.

That's not funny on its own, but everyone wanted to vandalize the sign by adding an "H" before his name and an "O" in his last name. Then he would have become ...

"Hardon Loverboy"

[Tyler Durden]

Nearby is Morningwood Lane. Not a name, but still funny. Like, haha. Followed by more laughter. Great road sign to steal.

[thirddan]

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[Jman28]

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there's a professor at the UCB school of optometry named Richard (goes by Dick) Wacker. Not sure why he goes by Dick, but he claims his last name's pronounced "Walker"

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My friends know a Dick Wacker, pronounced 'wacker'.

[Gatts]

http://www.baseball-reference.com/d/dicksjo01.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/k/kuntzru01.shtml

[Ed Miller]

I was at MIT with a kid named Sataporn Pornpromlikit from Bangkok

[Gatts]

Would that make him an NPA?

[Pepsquad]

Mike Hunt.

[SuitedSixes]

I worked at a golf course, and this old guy named Dick would always come in without a tee-time, just filling in for someone so I'd always ask him, "Who are you playing with today, Dick." And he's always fire back, "You want to play with my what!?"

[meHIGHyouLOW]

These are all offical and real, standing in map, places in northern finland, in lapland to bo exact: (all are direct translations)
Testicaldanger

Sh1t-lake.

reindeer-dick(lake)

And some other funny stuff which is impossible to translate /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Yeah the ppl in lapland are bit weird.

Of names I find George Bush pretty funny, since when you translate its same as Puke Bush..
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[guller]

I used to work at a party store when I was 18. I accepted a check from a guy named Richard Blower. I honestly couldn't contain my laughter and almost got fired.

Harry Colon played for the Detroit Lions but I bet nobody laughed at him.

[pudley4]

A friend of my wife's from high school:

Katie Edith Dick

A customer when I worked at a bank:

Rockets Red Glare

Two semi-famous twins:

Lemonjello (le-MON-je-lo) and Orangejello (o-RAN-je-lo) (Is this just an urban myth?)

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

I worked w/ a woman named marry chris mass.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

and my lawyers name is Dick Sauce!!! Thats a bad one...

[Eclypse]

About 15 years ago a freind of mine came across a name in the phone book:

Phuc Phan

[TylerD]

One of the owners of Party Poker is called Anarag Dikshit.

[Sporky]

doctor Fun (http://www.chewshitfun.com/csf.html)

[Camps14]

I worked with a guy named Haap Peacock.

[Dynasty]

http://66.132.169.43/images/7269.jpg

[B00T]

My ex gf's dad was named Dick Papa.

First time I ever met him he walked in on me zonkin his daughter.

[Shajen]

I used to work with a guy named Mustafa Rodden Mapooper.

He was gay.


(what? So it isn't true. Like half the [censored] in this thread is?)

[CORed]

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Phuc Phan

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That would hurt.

[SomethingClever]

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Richard Odor

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What about Pierce Dickey?

[ddollevoet]

Richard Tease Jr.

He went be Rich, but his dad went by Dick.

Dick Tease. No joke.

[KowCiller]

This name isn't funny in the same way as some of the others, but I'm amused everytime I think about this kid who I went to highschool with. His name is Thomas Thomas Thomas...Hard to believe but true.

KoW

[Sponger15SB]

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I worked w/ a woman named marry chris mass.

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what? seriously what kind of idiot has the last name of mass and just really wants to name their daughter "chris"

some people.

[slickpoppa]

i new a guy whose name was richard kurtz --&gt; Dick Kurtz
there is also sho-ya wang: web page (http://www.albany.edu/faculty/sywang/)