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Terry
01-26-2005, 05:37 PM
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new
discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5
range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing.

She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

Tom Bayes
01-26-2005, 06:11 PM
/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Of course, a lot of Wal-Marts are in places where package liquor sales are not allowed (I live in one of those places /images/graemlins/mad.gif). Not that I'd want to buy cheap hooch from Wally World anyway.

crazy canuck
01-26-2005, 06:18 PM
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white

That works for you rednecks, but does the wine go with our polar bear and beaver sandwiches?

Broken Glass Can
01-26-2005, 06:50 PM
Isn't Sam's Choice Cola the best anywhere? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm sure the wine would be just as good. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif