Where is Blarg?

[B00T]

He was one person who's posts I'd actually read. He offered good advice and along with Homer and Microbob, type out exceedingly long responses...

So where did he go...

Feel free to turn him into an urban legend.

[daryn]

he broke his leg trying to kick down a banana tree with his shin. he tried to be tough and walk it off but it turned gangrenous and now he is dead.

[jakethebake]

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he broke his leg trying to kick down a banana tree with his shin. he tried to be tough and walk it off but it turned gangrenous and now he is dead.

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I was going to say someone gave him some spanish fly and he humped himself to death on the stickshift of the guy's car, but yours works too.

[wacki]

bump

he's back.

EDIT: BTW for as many blarg lovers that are out there, this urban legend thread was weak.