How many times a day does your wife call you at work?

[BeerMoney]

Also, what percentage of the time is the call unecessary?
Something like. Honey, the dog just crapped in the hall!!!

OK. I'm at work. Can't help you..


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[nicky g]

Haha that reminds me of this, perhaps the greatest Onion "Ask a..." ever ("Ask a Kid Who Hasn't Done the Required Reading" was pretty great too). Sorry it's so ugly to look at, the orginal version has been moved to the subscribers archives.

Ask A Man Getting Yelled At By His Wife Over The Phone At Work (http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/moronworld/ask.htm)

In answer to the question, rarely more than once, frequently not at all. She works too, so it's rarely a domestic style question.

[BeerMoney]

Not to be outdone by ask a fraternity brother who just had a pledge die.. or something like that

[Rick Diesel]

0 - she knows better than that, unless she wants to have that ass whipped.

[jakethebake]

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Ask A Man Getting Yelled At By His Wife Over The Phone At Work (http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/moronworld/ask.htm)

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I don't get it.

[nicky g]

Then there's little hope for you, my friend.

(I dunno, it's just funny in a stupid kind of way. The impressions are always so well done, especially in this one).

[IndieMatty]

I tried explaining this sort of humor when Sup Bro appeared. Many do not find it funny. I posted, Ask a Graduatation Ring designer, or something.

But the frat one is probably the best.

[lucas9000]

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Haha that reminds me of this, perhaps the greatest Onion "Ask a..." ever ("Ask a Kid Who Hasn't Done the Required Reading" was pretty great too). Sorry it's so ugly to look at, the orginal version has been moved to the subscribers archives.

Ask A Man Getting Yelled At By His Wife Over The Phone At Work (http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/moronworld/ask.htm)

In answer to the question, rarely more than once, frequently not at all. She works too, so it's rarely a domestic style question.

[/ QUOTE ]

ask sir mix-a-lot was my favorite.

[lucas9000]

i'm not married so my voting would skew the results, but i'm genuinely curious as to what you married fools have to go through, if for no other reason than to make my life seem better /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Dynasty]

Why would you force me to vote before I can see the results of the poll? (or any poll)

Since I don't have a wife, any vote I make will screw with the results. Is that what you want?

[nicky g]

"ask sir mix-a-lot was my favorite"

Yeah, that was pretty great. The best one in terms of ideas, but I think the man on the phone is the best executed. I just read the frat boy one and didn't think it was that good. What's Sup Bro?

[jakethebake]

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What's Sup Bro?

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What cave do you live in? Sup Bro was all-state in 1995.

[lucas9000]

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What's Sup Bro?

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What cave do you live in? Sup Bro was all-state in 1995.

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all-county...?

[pudley4]

1 - about 3

2 - More than 50%

[jdl22]

15 tackles for loss and you don't know?

[B00T]

Try having the retard new receptionist forwarding calls to you from someone elses wife at least once a day and having to transfer her myself because the biatch at the desk is too stupid to sound out a name and not look on the name sheet.

[tolbiny]

"0 - she knows better than that, unless she wants to have that ass whipped."

Thats really a shame the romance has gone out of your marrige. I remeber when you were newlyweds she used to call you every day just to tell you she loved you. Sometimes it would be right after she got up, but usually she slept late, and wouldn't have a chance to call you untill after the UPS man had railed her in the poop chute for the better part of the afternoon.
You really must miss those good old days.

[BeerMoney]

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I just read the frat boy one and didn't think it was that good.

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Nicky, I can't seem to find this, a posted link would be greatly appreciated.

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What's Sup Bro?

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This is bad.. real bad /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[jakethebake]

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all-county...?

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I stand corrected.

[nicky g]

A cave called "not America". Or is this a 2+2 thing? I must have missed it.

Here (http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/o/44.html) is a copy of the Frat Boy one.

[BeerMoney]

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A cave called "not America". Or is this a 2+2 thing? I must have missed it.

Here (http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/o/44.html) is a copy of the Frat Boy one.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks man.. And the not America thing also may explain why you didn't think the frat brother thing was that funny also. Anyway, do a search in world poker tour etc. forum for sup bro .

[nicky g]

Yeah I just found it. I never read the WPT forum.

[Sponger15SB]

This is almost related, but when my mom is in her car she tends to call me 1-2x

At least 3x if she is on her way home from work and wants to tell me some useless garbage 5 minutes before she walks in the door.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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i'm not married so my voting would skew the results, but i'm genuinely curious as to what you married fools have to go through, if for no other reason than to make my life seem better /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Sex on tap.

[Benal]

Once a day.. "What do you want for dinner"

no bs

[Duke]

Well I get like 5 calls a day from your wife. Most are just: "the bastard's still at work, I made sure by calling. Now get over here and give it to me!"

~D

[jakethebake]

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Well I get like 5 calls a day from your wife. Most are just: "the bastard's still at work, I made sure by calling. Now get over here and give it to me! ~D

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Nice.

[BeerMoney]

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Well I get like 5 calls a day from your wife. Most are just: "the bastard's still at work, I made sure by calling. Now get over here and give it to me!"



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Its wierd how she likes small dicks, huh?

[Duke]

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Its wierd how she likes small dicks, huh?

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I guess I provide relief from your monstrous unit.

~D