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zephed56
01-26-2005, 03:56 AM
A minister collapsed and died in mid-sentence of a sermon after saying 'And when I go to heaven ...,' his colleague said Monday.

The preacher, 69, was nearing the end of his sermon Sunday at his church when he grabbed the podium before falling to the floor, said another minister for the church.


Before collapsing, he quoted an 18th century Bible scholar who said, 'Until my work on this earth is done, I am immortal. But when my work for Christ is done ... I go to be with Jesus.'

Several members of the congregation with medical backgrounds tried to revive the minister and paramedics were called, but the pastor appeared to die instantly, the collegue said.

He had been the senior minister at the church until the late 1990s when he began traveling to Africa and the Middle East to teach pastors. The cause of death was believed to be cardiac arrest. He had bypass surgery five years earlier.

Germany or Florida?

eric5148
01-26-2005, 04:30 AM
Florida, but this is a lame Adam Corolla ripoff.

zephed56
01-26-2005, 06:10 AM
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Yes, I know, and that was the point. I think these are actually from the show, and I found them posted online somewhere.

eric5148
01-27-2005, 04:14 AM
So what's the answer?

zephed56
01-27-2005, 09:30 AM
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Flo-ri-da!

I need to get a soundclip of a guest saying that.

eric5148
01-27-2005, 03:42 PM
There's gotta be a good clip of David Alan Grier saying it.

zephed56
01-27-2005, 07:59 PM
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Found it.
Germany or Flo-ri-da! (http://nike.cecs.csulb.edu/~jtdahl/audio/germanyorflorida5.mp3)

EDIT: Found some more.

Adam (http://www.dolland.net/loveline/sound/drops/germanyorflorida/germanyorflorida.mp3)

Michelle Branch (http://www.dolland.net/loveline/sound/drops/germanyorflorida/germanyorflorida6.mp3)

eric5148
01-27-2005, 10:22 PM
Nice link, thx.

Wtf? Are we the only two OOTiots that listen to Loveline? You people have no comedic taste.