Virtual Bartender

[Zoltri]

My apologies if posted before.

LINK (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm)
Type in what you want her to do. Try 'kiss' for a nice little show. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Cerril]

And if you get bored with that head on over to this site (http://www.axefeather.com).

[Leo99]

try banana.

[Slacker13]

Awesome. Type in naked. This is good stuff. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Slacker13]

Typing 'butt" is nice too. I am so easily amused.

[cnfuzzd]

what kind of f[/i]ucking bartender is this, she doesnt even know what a whiskey is....



peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

although, as an addendum, my favorite so far is sing.

peace

john nickle

[IndieMatty]

Tried this a while ago, I should have posted it. ALl these are new.

Try split, pole dance, cartwheel.

[Daliman]

run is kinda funny

[Nottom]

Shower is nice. And of course "show your tits"

[jakethebake]

try fight

[jakethebake]

kick

[jakethebake]

suck

[mr. oats]

throw

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Type in what you want her to do. Try 'kiss' for a nice little show. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

that was, in a word, beautiful.

[mr. oats]

shoot

[jakethebake]

fire

[jakethebake]

read bend

[mr. oats]

i finally got a drink with "pour"

[jakethebake]

sleep

[mr. oats]

belly is good too

[lucas9000]

holy crap i need to stop watching this at work. can't...look...away...

[mr. oats]

jump

[mr. oats]

tongue

i agree, i'm useless for the rest of the day

[jakethebake]

SHAKE

[mr. oats]

handstand

[jakethebake]

hair

[IndieMatty]

apologies if Dance has ben used.

[jakethebake]

laugh

[IndieMatty]

real good one.

tickle

[jakethebake]

angry

[mr. oats]

pillow!

[IndieMatty]

box

[jakethebake]

TOP

[jakethebake]

hat

[mr. oats]

talk

[jakethebake]

arm

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

jackhammer

[jakethebake]

karate

[IndieMatty]

skip

[mr. oats]

love

[jakethebake]

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skip

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smae as bounce, jump, hop

[jakethebake]

IndieMatty, I think we've found the gimmick for your bar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[IndieMatty]

weird that didnt come up when I typed, orgasm,cum or rape.

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[mr. oats]

you gotta speak her language. apparently that doesn't include, clean, mop, iron or laundry either...

[jakethebake]

rope

[IndieMatty]

You're very good at this.

[mr. oats]

twirl

[IndieMatty]

Same as spin. Ni han though.

[IndieMatty]

nor math, read, bitch, and "earn more then me"

[jakethebake]

did we already do lick?

[mr. oats]

think

[razor]

scream

[mr. oats]

read

[IndieMatty]

yes

[IndieMatty]

Nothing for Binge and Purge...drat.

[jakethebake]

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scream

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same as run

[brassnuts]

robot.

[jakethebake]

"change"

[swede123]

Best one so far...Bukkake

[razor]

doh! shoulda known I couldn't find something new...

[IndieMatty]

very good

macarena

[mr. oats]

macarena

[IndieMatty]

No you can Razor, keep trying, I had this on my pc for months and was convinced I couldnt find anything, now theres like 50 more.

[IndieMatty]

totally pwned.

[mr. oats]

she can't do the achey breaky though

[jakethebake]

guitar

[IndieMatty]

or the electric slide

[razor]

rock and roll

[jakethebake]

call

[IndieMatty]

well played.


exercise

[jakethebake]

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or the electric slide

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funny i tried that one earlier

[jakethebake]

wave

[jakethebake]

dog

[mr. oats]

rock

[mr. oats]

like yoga

[IndieMatty]

same as stretch...and i'm gonna assume yoga too.

[jakethebake]

model

[mr. oats]

everything is blending together.

[mr. oats]

fellatio, but why this?

[IndieMatty]

dare I say we are out of ideas?

[astroglide]

have any of you tried GOOGLE? jesus.

[mr. oats]

that's no fun. where's the challenge?

[jakethebake]

blues

[jakethebake]

cowgirl

[jakethebake]

bow pout

[bosoxfan]

rap

[IndieMatty]

beer.com is the same as take your shorts off or similar.

[mr. oats]

lollipop

[bosoxfan]

hummer

[mr. oats]

hoola hoop

[realwtf]

muscle

[realwtf]

wet

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
My apologies if posted before.

LINK (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm)
Type in what you want her to do. Try 'kiss' for a nice little show. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

This is so horribly wrong! What dumb blonde doesn't know what a blowjob is...

[IggyWH]

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