Quality naked lady poker cards?

[sgw]

Anyone know of some quality (e.g., KEM) poker cards with naked ladies on the front faces? (Ideally not with hard-core scenes but more of a playboy or 40's-50's pin up flavour).

It is for the home game I organize, which is a collection of 15 guys (the "Gentlemen's Poker League"). A number of our members have requested "naked-lady" cards. All I have ever found are really crappy paper cards. Any high quality poker cards like this out there?

Thanks
Real MaCoy

[PinataUT]

I saw them in the same store with the fine quality art dog's playing poker prints.

(the devil duck made me do it)

[StevieG]

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Anyone know of some quality (e.g., KEM) poker cards with naked ladies on the front faces? (Ideally not with hard-core scenes but more of a playboy or 40's-50's pin up flavour).


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US Playing Card company manufactured a Playboy set that has covers on the 52 cards, which are not nude, but arguably some of their best photos anyway. You can get 2 decks for $9 or 4 for $14 at the Playboy store (http://www.playboystore.com/jump.jsp?itemType=CATEGORY&itemID=40). No experience with these, use USPC as your gauge.

[sgw]

thanks stevieg

those are the best i've seen so far

cheers

[TenPercenter]

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Anyone know of some quality (e.g., KEM) poker cards with naked ladies on the front faces? (Ideally not with hard-core scenes but more of a playboy or 40's-50's pin up flavour).


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US Playing Card company manufactured a Playboy set that has covers on the 52 cards, which are not nude, but arguably some of their best photos anyway. You can get 2 decks for $9 or 4 for $14 at the Playboy store (http://www.playboystore.com/jump.jsp?itemType=CATEGORY&itemID=40). No experience with these, use USPC as your gauge.

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I looked at them, they're not bad.

How about THIS (http://www.playboystore.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=622&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&ke yword=card) for a card cover? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ten

[StevieG]

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How about THIS (http://www.playboystore.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=622&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&ke yword=card) for a card cover? /images/graemlins/smile.gif


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A little tall for the table, no?

This is providing a good excuse for research. Picked up a deck of Hustler Barely Legal cards today from a local smut peddler. (Available here online, but I have no experience with this filth merchant) (http://shop.sextoys.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys2.cgi?af=3961&ecode=9038011N&init=games&fam=&l etter=&last_list=&first_list=&dozen_list=1&text=&c riteria=&init1=).

The cards are glossy and smooth. There is some stickiness shuffling, and they seem likely to suffer from bending. I would guess they would work for a couple sessions. The pictures feature full frontal nudity, and plenty of pink, but all solo girls. Not exactly the softcore cheesecake sgw asked for, but not extreme hardcore either.

The lightened border around the edge makes it easy to read the suit and index.

As a final point, the deck features Larry Flynt as Joker.

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/8117/jokerflynt6bc.png

[ledavatar]

Find a deck where only the women on 10+ cards are hot and the rest are butt ugly. This way you can tell the strength of someone's hand quite easily by the way he's looking at them.

[Caruso329]

Why not add some nice gentlemen's chips in to the mix to?

Gentlemen's Chips (http://www.spinettis.com/shop/item.asp?itemid=233&catid=16)
I really want to get one of the $1000's for a card guard, but not sure if the ladies at my game would appreciate it... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TenPercenter]

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The cards are glossy and smooth. There is some stickiness shuffling, and they seem likely to suffer from bending. I would guess they would work for a couple sessions.

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jesus Stevie, there's just WAY to much to be read into that paragraph when talking about "barely legal" playing cards. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ten

[sgw]

Sweet "research" StevieG.
I am glad you finally had an "excuse" to pick up those cards.

Actually they sound pretty damn sweet, although arguably not the gentlemen's "cheesecake" we had in mind. But what the hell? They probably won't last that long all oily and sweaty anyway.

Also, I love the idea of poker faces behind a really mixed deck. Let's take that idea a little further. Like smokin' hot chicks and then dispicably disgusting ones as well (picture Roseanne Barr and a teeny weeny bikini). How about the odd guy thrown in, just for that shocker of a river card? Hell, it would work for the ladies as well if they wanted to mix up the chip and dales, just imagine really a hairy plumber butt ace of spades. As long as you knew your friends taste fairly well, then you may have a read on the cards.

A few years ago we actually mixed two decks (one of naked guys with wood and the other with very pink ladies) for card tournament at Burningman. It was pretty hilarious.

Cheers,
The Real Macoy

ps. The Devil Duck has powers beyond your imagination!

[smoore]

Rock out with our [censored]'s out.

This link is NSFW (http://www.oldvegaschips.com/1paulson.htm)

I may get a deck of the hustler cards, and I'll only use it for 53 card draw. Gotta have Larry at the game if I use that deck.

[CaptLego]

Have you seen these?
http://www.oldvegaschips.com/toplesschips2.htm

[smoore]

This is what my chip case key will soon be on. (http://www.oldvegaschips.com/mabels.JPG)

[BusterFlush]

That is a quality idea! Try hiding that tell.

[theRealMacoy]

Hello Gentlemen,

i switched to a new account from "sgw"
this is my live game handle so what the hell....

thanks for all the excellent ideas for cards.

cheers
the real macoy

[StevieG]

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thanks for all the excellent ideas for cards.


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We here at Stevie G labs continue to test playing cards for discriminating gentlemen.

This time around, Vivid Girls playing cards. Not suitable for work link to Vivid cards (http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/display1review.asp?id=301&product_id=gwdj5600-02-).

Plastic coated paper cards with softcore photos of contract Vivid stars ( suitable for work link to Economist article on Vivid - requires subscription (http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=S%26%298%20%2EPQ%23%2A%0 A&CFID=50316104&CFTOKEN=d53343-e31693f1-1f4f-4222-980b-ebc6a0a0ec06)). The deck I have has talent from the early 90s - Nikki Dial, Racquel Darrian, Janine Lindemulder. If you know those names this deck might work for you. The pictures are topless only, good hair and makeup - box cover quality shots. Sounds like the cheesecake the Real Macoy had in mind.

Quality of cards seems about the same as the Hustler deck. A little thinner, but the same quality of shuffle. TenPercenter, insert joke here.

No Larry Flynt on the jokers, you'll have to settle for two blondes with obvious implants. Of course, that might be sly commentary from the maker of the deck, but I think it's just a high probablity random selection.

[theRealMacoy]

great work StevieG

your dedication to your work continues to amaze.

it seems to me thus far the HUSTLER deck is the best.

however, i am not so sure that i want to look at 'ol Larry Flynt (perhaps this is actually a drawback having his mug visible).

keep up the good work,

the Real Macoy