The once and future king
01-24-2005, 08:42 PM
I have a new chick in my life.
The problem is that I suffer from all of the following fetishes/Kinks/Screwups that begin with the letter K.
Kakorrhaphiphilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual excitement from failure.
Keraunophilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual excitement from thunder and/or lightning.
Kinesophilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual pleasure from exercise.
Kleptophilia
A paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on stealing. (This is the most arkward, though this definiton does not include the fact that simulation of stealing [role play] is adequate for me to get wood.)
So to get it up I need to be exercising in a store during a thunder storm and be caught stealing.
This can be a stumbling block at the begining of a new relationship.
I was just wondring how many dates OOTers would wait before reveling ones sexual pecadilos to the new woman in ones life
The problem is that I suffer from all of the following fetishes/Kinks/Screwups that begin with the letter K.
Kakorrhaphiphilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual excitement from failure.
Keraunophilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual excitement from thunder and/or lightning.
Kinesophilia
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual pleasure from exercise.
Kleptophilia
A paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on stealing. (This is the most arkward, though this definiton does not include the fact that simulation of stealing [role play] is adequate for me to get wood.)
So to get it up I need to be exercising in a store during a thunder storm and be caught stealing.
This can be a stumbling block at the begining of a new relationship.
I was just wondring how many dates OOTers would wait before reveling ones sexual pecadilos to the new woman in ones life