Who is the funniest man alive?

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[daryn]

yawn.

chris rock

[ClaytonN]

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yawn.

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Dave Chapelle

[mmbt0ne]

2kf >>> you

[Losing all]

Yawn

Bill Murray

[Malone Brown]

second

[Paluka]

Conan O Brien

[Tuco]

Ben Stiller? Jeezus.

The answer is Billy Connoly.

Tuco.

[Justin A]

This is the worst poll ever.

[Shilly]

Tucker Max.

[Greenthumb]

it is pretty bad, but i havent been around that long..and the answer by far is bill [censored] murray

[wonderwes]

Lewis Black

[Losing all]

If you agree with me, you are a nOOb.

[Greenthumb]

im obviously a "n00b", it says so right under my name. can i not find bill murray histerical? the man who knew too little is my favorite movie of all time.

[felson]

Robert Smigel, aka Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[Losing all]

Sorry. I resort to sarcasm quite often due to my rough childhood, and you obviously can't grasp it.

[RogerZBT]

Where's "None of the above"?

You could kill Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Woody Allen and Steve Martin, and those two still wouldn't crack the top ten.

[Greenthumb]

oh yeah? well i resort to being defensive because of MY rough childhood, and YOU obviously cant grasp THAT...so HA!

[Wake up CALL]

A few hours earlier the correct answer would have been Johnny Carson. Now I am the funniest man alive.

[Paluka]

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Robert Smigel, aka Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

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This might be true. Smigel has had his hand in a lot of funny stuff.

[JoeC]

Dennis Miller.

[Brain]

sup bro?

[Reef]

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Conan O Brien

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[theBruiser500]

Jim Carrey should be an option but I know people who are funnier than them in real life, and on this message board.

[deacsoft]

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Dave Chapelle

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Agreed.

[theBruiser500]

Larry david and ali g

[ThaSaltCracka]

worst poll ever.

[Jman28]

mitch hedberg, dave chappelle, and conan

[Michael Davis]

Johnny Carson.

-Michael

[ilovemyZ]

There has to be better qualifiers. All the stand-up comics mentioned before are funnier than these two. These two might compete the funniest man alive to a 12-year old girl though.

[MrFeelNothin]

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mitch hedberg, dave chappelle, and conan

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agree w/ first two. everyone who hasn't should check out mitch hedberg, hes off the heezy fo sheezy

[daryn]

yes, mitch is very funny and has an excellent, unique style.

[Brain]

hedberg's good and addictive. i always find myself talking like him the day after i watch one of his shows.

anybody for dane cook too?

[Justin A]

I still refuse to vote in the poll.

Anyone mention Richard Pryor? How about Bill Cosby? I also find Jerry Seinfeld to be very funny. Just mentioning some names, I don't even think I have an opinion about who is the funniest.

[Michael Davis]

Bill Cosby? Seriously? I do think it's funny that he's still fondling, though.

Richard Pryor isn't funny anymore although he certainly holds claim to this title back in the day. But honestly until I read your post I forgot he was alive.

Seinfeld isn't funny.

-Michael

[jokerthief]

Phil Hellmuth while losing.

[Justin A]

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Bill Cosby? Seriously? I do think it's funny that he's still fondling, though.

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Not so much now. Have you ever seen his old standup material? Very funny.

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Seinfeld isn't funny.


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I suppose that's a matter of opinion.

[EliteNinja]

Conan O'Brien (The Molecular MaN) and Jerry Seinfeld.

[Jman28]

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hedberg's good and addictive. i always find myself talking like him the day after i watch one of his shows.

anybody for dane cook too?

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Dane Cook's funny, but not top 5 material.

[Michael Davis]

I agree with you on Cosby's old stuff. But it's old. However, Pryor, Cosby, and Johnny Carson are all funnier at this very moment than either of the options in this poll.

-Michael

[jokerthief]

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...and Johnny Carson are all funny at this very moment than either of the options in this poll.

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You must really hate Ferrell and Stiller

[Justin A]

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I agree with you on Cosby's old stuff. But it's old. However, Pryor, Cosby, and Johnny Carson are all funnier at this very moment than either of the options in this poll.

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You know Johnny Carson died today, right?

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Come on. Ben's father is funnier than he is.

[Drunk Bob]

The funniest man most recently dead is Johnny Carson.

Put those to shame. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Homer]

You shouldn't be allowed to have a Simpsons avatar.

[CCass]

Robin Williams (especially when he is on Cocaine).

[2planka]

Johnny Carson.... Oh, wait a minute.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Johnny Carson.... Oh, wait a minute.

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PWNED!!!!!11

[IndieMatty]

Ben Stiller is barely funny.


My write in is Lewis Black.

[jakethebake]

Your mom.

[johnnybeef]

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it is pretty bad, but i havent been around that long..and the answer by far is bill [censored] murray

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shinderella shtory...itsh in the hole!!!!

[astroglide]

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yawn. chris rock

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holy [censored] there is not a worse response than that one

[bugstud]

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yawn. chris rock

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holy [censored] there is not a worse response than that one

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yawn. Carrot Top
yawn. Any of the current SNL cast.
yawn. Richard Hung.

I think these are all worse

[astroglide]

i would respect somebody saying carrot top much more

[Greenthumb]

Bill Murray- "youre never gonna get your green card with THAT attitude pal."

[daryn]

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yawn. chris rock

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holy [censored] there is not a worse response than that one

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why don't you think he is funny?

[WDC]

Yes, with with Will Durst running a close second.

[CanKid]

Robin Williams

[jakethebake]

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Robin Williams

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Clearly not.

[astroglide]

no, i think he's the opposite of funny. just dumb observations: [b]YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU GOTS MORNING WOOD?!?!!?!?!??!?!?! DID ANYBODY REALIZE THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT THAN WHITE PEOPEL?!?!?!?!?!

[daryn]

i like racist jokes. too bad it's only OK if a black dude says them.

his newest HBO special is a riot, as are the others.

[astroglide]

i like racist jokes too. i think chris rock sucks.

[daryn]

ok then, fair enough. i'm not gonna make a dumb comment like there is something wrong with you if you don't like him. comedians are of course, a matter of opinion.

[jakethebake]

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i like racist jokes too. i think chris rock sucks.

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Chris Rock is the embodiment of an unfunny racist joke.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Ya know, I love racist jokes also, and ones about off limits non-race groups also, like mexicans.

[theBruiser500]

I agree with astroglide on this one, Chris Rock just isn't funny.

[lucas9000]

neither. i'm disgusted that those are the only two choices.

[lucas9000]

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hedberg's good and addictive. i always find myself talking like him the day after i watch one of his shows.

anybody for dane cook too?

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[_2000Flushes]

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Chris Rock is the embodiment of an unfunny racist joke.

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I used to feel this way too, but Chris Rock has done a lot to redeem himself over the past several years. (Although he didn't do himself any favors with Down to Earth.) You could call his recent stuff racist if that was your goal from the outset, but it's actually some intelligent social commentary.

He was also in Dogma with my wife, Salma.

-2kF

[GimmeDaWatch]

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yawn. chris rock

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holy [censored] there is not a worse response than that one

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youre on a roll lately astro. Lemme guess, you liked Dodgeball alot?

[GimmeDaWatch]

Ali G is actually very close. Next to Bill O'Reilly &amp; Richard Roeper.

[Brain]

I completely agree that he's not top 5, but I wouldn't lump Mitch Hedberg in that group either. I just noticed in the past that fans of one are often fans of both.

[Wes ManTooth]

Ralphie May, currently the funniest stand up comedian.