Extreme and or fringe professions

[Dr. Strangelove]

What extreme or fringe professions have you always thought you could do, or could have ended up doing given the right circumstances?

I say bank robber, assassin, and pornstar.

[daryn]

astronaut

[eric5148]

A general thief, specializing in home break-ins, or a sniper.

[BusterStacks]

Big time drug dealer.

[Homer]

I say bank robber, assassin, and pornstar.

For some reason I read this as 'ass assasin'.

[jasonHoldEm]

Blimp pilot.

[ilya]

Reclusive kung-fu master

I'm
a, flexible &
b, sociopathic

[cnfuzzd]

i used to sell rolls, usually buying a boat, and selling a jar at a time.so...drug dealer.

ive also at most points in my life thought that i could become an occult expert...

peace

john nickle

[bholdr]

Poker player?

I've been a homeless traveling housepainter and a pro skier.

[MasterShakes]

It's pretty lame in hindsight, but I actually did deal bootleg concert videos and CD's part-time for several years before eBay and other auction sites really started to crack down. It paid the rent.

[jakethebake]

When I saw this post, I thought of Kosmo Kramer.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Kato Kaelin

[2planka]

Cult leader. Not in the David Koresh sense... more like a criminal from the old Batman series who commands blind obedience from his eager followers. I've always wanted to have a bevvy of evil henchmen.

[jakethebake]

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I've always wanted to have a bevvy of evil henchmen.

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nice use of bevvy and henchmen in the same sentence.

[BeerMoney]

Smut shop operator.

[wacki]

I always thought it would be kind of cool to work for the NSA or the CIA. My brother is trying to get me to switch, to bad the family life tends to suck with those jobs.

I've had a jobs that were very extreme. One was working for an astrobiology lab and the other was an infectious disease unit. Both of those were very interesting to say the least.

[ThaSaltCracka]

treasure hunter.

[lucas9000]

drug dealer, mostly because i don't do drugs.

[VBM]

if i could do it over again, i would've tried to be,

1. a sportswriter in the vein of Shirley Povich.
2. a photographer.
3. a chef perhaps.

[Justin A]

Kato Kaelin

That's awesome.

[Lazymeatball]

Poacher

[Justin A]

Internet hacker and theif seem like fun. But only the kind of good guy theif you see in the movie where everything is done in stealth, I wouldn't want to do crazy gunpoint robberies.

[wacki]

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Poacher

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You know it's legal to shoot poachers in Africa. No trial and no jury, just a shoot on sight policy.

[tek]

Seriously I would like to airbrush womens' titty's at a boardwalk booth in Florida or California...