Get inside the stadium, dumbass

[Homer]

I don't get people. They'll pay $300 for a ticket, then stand outside the stadium yelling at no one in particular until 2 minutes before gametime, somehow not realizing that it will take them 30-45 minutes to reach their seats.

[benfranklin]

The ones I love are the idiots who stand behind the announcers and call home on their cell phones. Then they act like even bigger idiots every time Mommy tells then that the camera is on them. What makes these people think that anyone wants to see them act like idiots on TV? No one cares who they are rooting for. You wonder what goes through their alleged minds.