The official Tilt reference thread

[eric5148]

I have no interest in watching a poker drama. But I know people here are constantly making Tilt references.

I'd like you to list all the one-liners, catch phrases, jokes, and whatever else from this show that people keep saying.

So, hopefully, when I read something that makes absolutely no sense, but other people think is hysterical, I'll know wtf they're talking about.

thank you

[TimM]

"I'm still bendable, so you're not hireable."

[dtbog]

"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut."

[Ten7offsuit]

Some guy: "Did you even look at your cards?"

The MATADOR: "I didn't have to, I saw you look at yours."

[FatMan]

"I wipe my ass with 8 grand, 9 if I've had chili."

[uw_madtown]

[ QUOTE ]
"I wipe my ass with 8 grand, 9 if I've had chili."

[/ QUOTE ]

"NEXT CASE!"

[KungFuSandwich]

Honey, dont give your chips a handjob everytime your gonna raise.

[Bill Murphy]

"I've been trying to show these to someone all day."

[uw_madtown]

"3-4? You got all my chips with them little cards? Broke with itty bitty cards. You played them like you had a pair!"
"No, I played them because I have a pair."

The wisdom of Eddie Towne