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dtbog
01-22-2005, 06:27 AM
Assume that both will be... err.. the best you've ever had.

DBowling
01-22-2005, 06:33 AM
as in all poker situations, it depends.

how much does option one cost hero?

MarkL444
01-22-2005, 06:35 AM
i dont get it.

dtbog
01-22-2005, 06:41 AM
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i dont get it.

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See Tilt, Episode 2.

(let the flames begin.)

dtbog
01-22-2005, 06:44 AM
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as in all poker situations, it depends.

how much does option one cost hero?

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Great question!

I want to equate the situations here... so say you're in said hotel room with a hot friend of the opposite sex (..same sex, whatever floats your boat). He/she plays some poker, but obviously, not as much as you.

EV of the $500 freezeout: +$250. (75% of winning? Sounds good.)

Now, with respect to the sex. Your friend is desparate, so there's a 100% chance that you'll be paid $250 for the sex.

Oh yeah, and the freezeout will result in an orgasm, regardless of the outcome.

EDIT: Same with the sex. Yes, girls, you too.

-DB

eric5148
01-22-2005, 06:48 AM
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Now, with respect to the sex. Your friend is desparate, so there's a 100% chance that you'll be paid $250 for the sex.

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Who the hell would pay me $250 to have sex with them?

dtbog
01-22-2005, 06:51 AM
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Who the hell would pay me $250 to have sex with them?

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Who cares? It makes you a prostitute! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

-DB

DBowling
01-22-2005, 06:51 AM
Wait, huh? so you are +$250 either way? and you can either have sex or play poker? I can play poker any day, its not everyday i get paid for having sex (or even have sex, for that matter)
As they say, not close.
Sex please.
I havent seen tilt though, so if i missing some kind of inside joke, please send the hooker to my place, ill figure it out later.

eric5148
01-22-2005, 06:53 AM
But I don't wanna be a prostitute! (say it in a high-pitched Jerry Seinfeld voice)

dtbog
01-22-2005, 06:56 AM
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please send the hooker to my place, ill figure it out later.

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In this situation, you're the hooker. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

And yes, it's a joke from Tilt. In one of the more goofy TV scenes I've ever seen, Miami takes off her vest while sitting on a bed, and she and the guy in the room agree to do the "best thing you can do in a hotel room... $500 freezeout".

-DB

dr. klopek
01-22-2005, 10:10 AM
C) Jumping on the bed.

Brainwalter
01-22-2005, 10:39 AM
Wouldn't the question be better if you were ev neutral in the freezeout and neither party paid for the sex? And as the question is, why would anyone choose freezeout when the sex has the same ev and the friend is hot. I do like that the freezeout results in orgasm though.