List your best Oxymoron [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

Zoltri

01-21-2005, 02:48 AM

Unbiased Opinion
Found missing
Hell's Angels
Tragic Comedy
Jumbo Shrimp
Civil War

daryn

01-21-2005, 02:49 AM

dumb post

ThaSaltCracka

01-21-2005, 02:50 AM

French Army.

daryn

01-21-2005, 02:51 AM

military intelligence /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Zoltri

01-21-2005, 02:51 AM

Too f*cking bad. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

istewart

01-21-2005, 02:52 AM

Very unique, and people use it all the effing time.

AngryCola

01-21-2005, 02:52 AM

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Nice! I was trying to think of something good, but this one is particularly amusing.

PoBoy321

01-21-2005, 02:53 AM

That's not an oxymoron, that's redundant /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

PoBoy321

01-21-2005, 02:54 AM

Microsoft Works

I found this particularly amusing when I was like a sophomore in high school, a huge computer nerd, and was convinced that Linux was going to take over the world.

istewart

01-21-2005, 02:54 AM

Good point. Too late, damnit.

slickpoppa

01-21-2005, 02:57 AM

compassionate conservative

oops, wrong forum

eric5148

01-21-2005, 02:57 AM

Awfully good

Light beer

DOMIT

01-21-2005, 03:16 AM

"fresh frozen"
"virtually spotless"

deacsoft

01-21-2005, 04:34 AM

Light Heavyweight

Shillx

01-21-2005, 04:41 AM

Microsoft Works

juanez

01-21-2005, 04:47 AM

CBS News

sameoldsht

01-21-2005, 05:00 AM

Logical Liberal

oops, wrong forum

Cyrus

01-21-2005, 05:03 AM

Hold it.

If "dumb post" is meant as an oxymoron, it's actually not demeaning at all!

Ten7offsuit

01-21-2005, 05:14 AM

French Resistance

GuyOnTilt

01-21-2005, 05:16 AM

Curly haired Asian.

GoT

Dynasty

01-21-2005, 05:18 AM

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Nice! I was trying to think of something good, but this one is particularly amusing.

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Aren't people tired of this lame little joke yet?

jdl22

01-21-2005, 05:19 AM

President Bush /images/graemlins/frown.gif

PoBoy321

01-21-2005, 05:23 AM

GW Bush's nephew's name is Pierce Bush. He was on Larry King Live tonight and was definitely trashed.

I just always thought that his name was really funny.

sameoldsht

01-21-2005, 05:35 AM

Hmmm, a majority isn't enough?

Duke

01-21-2005, 05:37 AM

big small

~D

Justin A

01-21-2005, 05:59 AM

Dodge Ram
Head Butt
Pretty Ugly
Peace Force
Government Organization

Justin A

01-21-2005, 06:04 AM

Act naturally
Clearly misunderstood
Down escalator
Friendly fire

Burno

01-21-2005, 06:17 AM

Internal Cumshot

ethan

01-21-2005, 06:41 AM

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Logical Liberal

oops, wrong forum

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For christ's sake, shut the [censored] up both of you.