"I have the king" [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

MaxPower

01-21-2005, 12:10 AM

The better move is to call with AK and then slowroll the guy. Then of course you humiliate the guy. Straight out of Theory of Poker.

andyfox

01-21-2005, 12:13 AM

"I have the king also."

"And the ace too."

"You're not a card player, you play cards."

Mike Gallo

01-21-2005, 12:16 AM

Andy,

I almost forgot about that. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Schneids

01-21-2005, 12:55 AM

I highly anticipate the first time someone advertantly slowrolls me at a card room or the first time I hear someone say the phrase "You're not a card player, you play cards."

mmcd

01-21-2005, 02:03 AM

You should start typing "next case" in the chat every every time you win a showdown online.

MEbenhoe

01-21-2005, 02:21 AM

That guy was terrible. In his position, not only would I have played that hand infinitely better, but I woulda got the girl too. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

JTrout

01-21-2005, 02:24 AM

Will these words ever be uttered again?

"I only date card players."

Clarkmeister

01-21-2005, 03:16 AM

When I get caught bluffing and table my nothing hand, I'll frequently point proudly to the higher of the two and say (for example) "I've got the jack". Always puzzles them and forces them to re-analyze the board. Never got anyone to muck though, but I figure I just need to be even more confident when I point to the card and it'll happen eventually.

Snoogins47

01-21-2005, 04:00 AM

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When I get caught bluffing and table my nothing hand, I'll frequently point proudly to the higher of the two and say (for example) "I've got the jack". Always puzzles them and forces them to re-analyze the board. Never got anyone to muck though, but I figure I just need to be even more confident when I point to the card and it'll happen eventually.

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"Nothing hand my fanny." He's got the second nuts. She has the nuts. Bad beat, TILT is rigged.

I'd rather nail the Matador's daughter than the card chick, and I'm 20x as promising as Eddie.

J_V

01-21-2005, 04:06 AM

I love it Clarkmeister. That has to add a quarter bet an hour in EV.

Zeno

01-21-2005, 09:16 AM

With that board and a pair of jacks in the hole, you could argue that you have a really, really, BIG full house. Just say 'Sevens Full' and reach for the pot. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

-Zeno

Clarkmeister

01-21-2005, 12:10 PM

Its called having fun.

turnipmonster

01-21-2005, 12:48 PM

I was playing NL in AC and two players got allin preflop for ~1k apiece (blinds were 5/10).

the one guy, who seemed kind of clueless, looks at the other guy and says with complete seriousness "I've got the queen". he flips over QTo with supreme confidence. of course he busts the guy with KK when he hits two pair on the river. what a game that was /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

--turnipmonster

M2d

01-21-2005, 01:25 PM

blinded by boobies

lighterjobs

02-03-2005, 03:56 PM

pretty ridiculous move.

Randy_Refeld

02-03-2005, 05:03 PM

I don't know why but thread reminded me of a story I heard some time ago. Two guys are playing NLHE heads up. The money is deep. They put in a couple raise before the flop. Before the dealer puts up the flop the first player says to the second "would you like to trade hands?" The second player thinks for a bit and says "ok"; so they trade hands. The flop comes and it goes check check. Th turn comes and it is checked again. The river comes and the first players moves all in. The second player thinks for a bit and then calls. The first player shows the nuts and asks "why did you call?" The second player says "I couldn't remember what I gave you."

RR

Sluss

02-03-2005, 05:22 PM

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Will these words ever be uttered again?

"I only date card players."

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Jennicide said it last night.

Sorry couldn't resist
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Ten7offsuit

02-03-2005, 05:33 PM

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When I get caught bluffing and table my nothing hand, I'll frequently point proudly to the higher of the two and say (for example) "I've got the jack". Always puzzles them and forces them to re-analyze the board. Never got anyone to muck though, but I figure I just need to be even more confident when I point to the card and it'll happen eventually.

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I've had something similar to that happen in a 2/4 game.

Heads up on the river, the board is 10-J-Q-K-A, no flush possibility.

I flip over my cards and say "straight to the ace". The guy stares at the board, checks his cards, and then mucks.

The Dude

02-03-2005, 07:29 PM

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Never got anyone to muck though, but I figure I just need to be even more confident when I point to the card and it'll happen eventually.

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I actually do this all the time, and got somebody to fold once. I had AKs and went 4 bets on a 444 flop. I checked the turn, and river, and proudly declared "I caught my flush" as I tabled my runner runner. He shook his head and tossed his cards in the muck, then as the dealer started puching me the pot cried out "Oh Sh[/i]it!"

I also like to thow my cards down enthusiastically and declare "send it" when I bet my busted draws and get called.

Good times.

Dominic

02-03-2005, 10:52 PM

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I don't know why but thread reminded me of a story I heard some time ago. Two guys are playing NLHE heads up. The money is deep. They put in a couple raise before the flop. Before the dealer puts up the flop the first player says to the second "would you like to trade hands?" The second player thinks for a bit and says "ok"; so they trade hands. The flop comes and it goes check check. Th turn comes and it is checked again. The river comes and the first players moves all in. The second player thinks for a bit and then calls. The first player shows the nuts and asks "why did you call?" The second player says "I couldn't remember what I gave you."

RR

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now that's freakin' hilarious.

mike l.

02-04-2005, 12:14 AM

the king was good wasnt it? that's my read. king good.

andyfox

02-04-2005, 12:38 AM

Yes, but the ace was better. Better beats good.

mike l.

02-04-2005, 12:47 AM

so the guy with the king went all in and the guy with the ace called. was it the 20-40 bigger no limit game? or something else?

andyfox

02-04-2005, 12:52 AM

No limit. Board was 7-7-7-J on the turn. Guy makes a big bet with K-Q. A-K calls. River is the case 7. K-Q puts his opponent all in.

J_V

02-04-2005, 08:33 AM

I wasn't being sarcastic. I think its FUNny.

NLSoldier

02-04-2005, 08:45 AM

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You should start typing "next case" in the chat every every time you win a showdown online.

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My brother actually does this....(he's 15 /images/graemlins/smirk.gif)

andyfox

02-04-2005, 01:53 PM

"My brother actually does this....(he's 15)"

With no disrespect meant towards your brother (I have a 15 year old son), that's about the maturity level to which such a comment is appropriate.

Inthacup

02-04-2005, 01:59 PM

How is he playing online?

PiquetteAces

02-05-2005, 11:58 AM

I havent read the other post , but , it wouldn't be a lie to say that if his hand was K & A .

Too , it's not ethical , & maybe not legal to say that , whatever if its true or not .

- jpp

Evan

02-05-2005, 12:46 PM

I played online when I was 17. Its pretty easy.

ActionBob

02-05-2005, 01:56 PM

You're over 17???

-ActionBob

Evan

02-05-2005, 02:05 PM

I figured the first person to read that that I know would reply in a similar fashion. I was just trying to figure out who it would be.

Well played.

casinogosain

02-05-2005, 02:21 PM