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WEASEL45

01-20-2005, 03:40 PM

Last night when i was at a bar, the bartender was pouring an odouls into a mug. i asked him what he was doing and he said he was making a half and half. he filled the rest of the mug with normal beer.
what the hell is with that. why would anyone want a beer like that.

pshreck

01-20-2005, 03:41 PM

two words: designated driver

stabn

01-20-2005, 03:41 PM

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why would anyone want a beer like that.

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Because they are a pussy.

jakethebake

01-20-2005, 03:49 PM

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what the hell is with that.

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Someone should introduce him to the concept of a boot in the ass.

swede123

01-20-2005, 04:04 PM

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two words: designated driver

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Maybe if the DD in question weighed like 83 lbs. Seriously, if you can't handle one Bud Light without watering it down you should be drinking Shirley Temples.

Cheers,

Swede

WEASEL45

01-20-2005, 06:10 PM

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two words: designated driver

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This guy ended up taking a cab home.

manpower

01-20-2005, 06:18 PM

Yeah it's lame, that's for sure. But remember some people just can't take alcohol. One of my current housemates can't have more than 2 or 3 without being red-in-the-face wasted. Of course he's got the presense of mind not to waste money on useless drinks.

uw_madtown

01-20-2005, 06:27 PM

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Yeah it's lame, that's for sure. But remember some people just can't take alcohol. One of my current housemates can't have more than 2 or 3 without being red-in-the-face wasted. Of course he's got the presense of mind not to waste money on useless drinks.

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WHAT?

2 or 3?

I've only been drinking for 15 months of my life and I can handle at least 9 before I'm buzzing at all.

Is your roommate like 80 pounds?

drewjustdrew

01-20-2005, 06:42 PM

Maybe he was trying to get a girl drunk and wanted to maintain his faculties for the "end game".

manpower

01-20-2005, 06:52 PM

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Is your roommate like 80 pounds?

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Actually he's asian. He probably weighs 180 pounds, but his body just doesn't metabolize alcohol well. So I mean yeah... wasted.

bholdr

01-20-2005, 08:45 PM

That's actually fairly common among asians, esp japanese. i have a freind that passes out after ONE beer, she can catch a pretty good buzz just SMELLING strong booze- when she goes out, which is rare, she'll order a shot of warm gran mariner in a brandy glass, and sniff it all night. (she is 4'10" and weighs 100 lbs)

Richard Tanner

01-20-2005, 09:41 PM

Let's see:

Macho tough guy: I can drink 18 beers and not feel anything. It takes 24 just to get me drunk.

Lightweight: I can only drink three beers and I'm gone, totally wasted.

MTG: Haha pussy, learn to drink

LW: Oh I'm sorry what's your bill again

MTG: 40 bucks

LW: $6

I'll let you decide who wins.

Cody

Patrick del Poker Grande

01-21-2005, 12:39 AM

This is exactly the problem. It takes a damned fortune to get me drunk.

ThaSaltCracka

01-21-2005, 02:17 AM

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This is exactly the problem. It takes a damned fortune to get me drunk.

[/ QUOTE ]one word: prefunk.

pshreck

01-21-2005, 02:19 AM

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This is exactly the problem. It takes a damned fortune to get me drunk.

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If you go to the bar without pregaming, you can't really intend to get drunk if you are a heavy weight.

CrazyEyez

01-21-2005, 02:22 AM

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what the hell is with that.

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Someone should introduce him to the concept of a boot in the ass.

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Well said.

vulturesrow

01-21-2005, 02:31 AM

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That's actually fairly common among asians, esp japanese. i have a freind that passes out after ONE beer, she can catch a pretty good buzz just SMELLING strong booze- when she goes out, which is rare, she'll order a shot of warm gran mariner in a brandy glass, and sniff it all night. (she is 4'10" and weighs 100 lbs)

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Had a buddy in college from Thailand I believe. After about 3 standard drinks he was completely redfaced and halfway to lala land.

whiskeytown

01-21-2005, 02:35 AM

I used to drink on an empty stomach for the same reason...get the buzz easier and cheaper -

but then the hangovers were worse....no more.

RB

PoBoy321

01-21-2005, 02:42 AM

Yeah, probably with some other dude.

Maybe he's a recovering alcoholic and is just trying to ween himself off? I mean, seriously, O'Doul's tastes like [censored], why would anyone want to ruin good beer with that?

beckham9

01-21-2005, 04:14 AM

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two words: designated driver

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Maybe if the DD in question weighed like 83 lbs. Seriously, if you can't handle one Bud Light without watering it down you should be drinking Shirley Temples.

Cheers,

Swede

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i happen to LOVE shirley temples

swede123

01-21-2005, 01:08 PM

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i happen to LOVE shirley temples

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Rick Diesel

01-21-2005, 01:13 PM

Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

You might as well just order a water.

LALDAAS

01-21-2005, 02:23 PM

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Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

You might as well just order a water.

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drink 34 of them, then we will talk lol

Sponger15SB

01-21-2005, 02:27 PM

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Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

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Cause it tastes better than oringinal coors by a mile.

LALDAAS

01-21-2005, 02:30 PM

Seriously, Does it mateer what beer you drink after 6 or 7 the all go down like water any way. I start off with a good beer then I personal switch to coors light draft. At 2 beans per draft I will be wacked by number 15 or so

jakethebake

01-21-2005, 02:31 PM

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Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

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Cause it tastes better than oringinal coors by a mile.

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It probably tastes better than piss too, but that's not really a reason to drink it.

jakethebake

01-21-2005, 02:31 PM

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Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

[/ QUOTE ]drink 34 of them, then we will talk lol

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I don't know if I could choke down one. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Shajen

01-21-2005, 02:33 PM

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Why the hell would anyone drink Coors Light?

[/ QUOTE ]drink 34 of them, then we will talk lol

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I don't know if I could choke down one. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Suck it up, Marine. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

ThaSaltCracka

01-21-2005, 02:35 PM

LALDAAS

01-21-2005, 02:36 PM

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Seriously, Does it mateer what beer you drink after 6 or 7 the all go down like water any way. I start off with a good beer then I personal switch to coors light draft. At 2 beans per draft I will be wacked by number 15 or so

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I also throw 3 or 4 double jameson's on top of that, Saturday night tends to get a little ugly sometimes /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

jakethebake

01-21-2005, 02:36 PM

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all this time I thought you had a penis, looks like I learn something new everyday.

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I do. That's why I can't drink girly beer. I also probably couldn't bring myself to paint my nails or get a perm.

ThaSaltCracka

01-21-2005, 03:00 PM

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all this time I thought you had a penis, looks like I learn something new everyday.

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I do. That's why I can't drink girly beer. I also probably couldn't bring myself to paint my nails or get a perm.

[/ QUOTE ]weak comeback bro.

jakethebake

01-21-2005, 03:03 PM

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all this time I thought you had a penis, looks like I learn something new everyday.

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I do. That's why I can't drink girly beer. I also probably couldn't bring myself to paint my nails or get a perm.

[/ QUOTE ]weak comeback bro.

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Oh yea? Well you're a poo poo head? /images/graemlins/mad.gif