If you were the President

[Zoltri]

President Bush will take the oath of office for a second time today. If you were him, what is the first thing you would do?

[deacsoft]

Look for a new job.

[tek]

Ask Bush 41 what city is the next target and how soon after to blame it on Iran...

[Softrock]

I'd either raise or fold in Iraq. Calling is a disaster.

[liquidboss]

Use my cool job to get a bj from an intern.

[spadeclub99]

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Ask Bush 41 what city is the next target and how soon after to blame it on Iran...


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I think you mean ask Cheney.

[coffeecrazy1]

Make sure that my poker nickname was forevermore "El Presidente."

[Wake up CALL]

Bomb the crap out of Iran and then tell Syria they are next.

[mosquito]

I'd work hard. Really, really hard. Because that's
what a president is supposed to do.

What was the question again?

[The_Tracker]

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President Bush will take the oath of office for a second time today. If you were him, what is the first thing you would do?

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Choke to death on a pretzel.

[PoBoy321]

Get trashed at inauguration parties then go home and play at the White House bowling alley (they really have one).

[DesertCat]

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I'd work hard. Really, really hard. Because that's
what a president is supposed to do.

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Do nothing, because that is what the best presidents have done.